Teddy Drummund as Calvin and William Clark
Val Stevens as Meriwether Lewis and Hobbes (Voice)
Yo, I'm a six year old boy, and I'm rapping for two!
I've got my tiger Hobbes here to help me,
Do you losers even know who you're talking to?
The World's Most Popular Comic Strip!
There's your first clue!
We hear you're explorers who crossed the whole nation,
Yeah, well we're exploers too, we just use imagination!
We just mess up your journeys, did you miss another turn?
You must need Sacaguwea to save you again!
We're soldiers, politicians, and also explorers,
Went on a two year journey, documenting animals, and floras,
We made history around the world, and that's no lie!
So sit down son, as we put you on another 15 year stand-by!
Kid grow up! Your best friend's a wimpy stuffed doll!
From St. Louis to Oregon, we answered the call!
I'm a genius, got a PhD in the field of rhyme!
It's starting to get late, isn't it past your bedtime?
I'm Lewis you doofus! Don't make me deface you!
I'll spank you, you brat, and then i'll erase you!
Want to go on a forrest hike? Here, we'll race you!
Grow up loser, ever your own parents hate you!
Step off you two weirdos, and let us Kings take the throne!
You were even too scared to cross the forrest alone!
I'm a spaceman, an inventor, and all at the age of six!
While you two were taking nature walks,
Pickin' up sticks!
Listen up Dora and Boots, do you know what's going on?
We make people laugh, and you make people yawn!
We are telling you the truth, we don't exaggerate in the least!
We learned about you in school, the entire class fell asleep!
We go on many adventures, and this time,
We travel into a psycologicaly crazy boy's mind!
A stuffed tiger in his hand that he thinks is alive?
This is a scary mission Lewis, we may not like what we find!
Jefferson knew we could get the job done!
But beating you in this battle? No, that's just for fun,
Why don't you get some therapy, and maybe some REAL friends,
We've come out as the victors, and now the adventure ends!