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Sweeney Todd is the main character of Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street. He is a psycopathic cannibal who poses as a barber. He uses his straight razor and trapdoor barber chair to kill his victims. Then, he bakes them into "meat pies" and sells them in his partner, Ms. Lovett's, pie shop. He had been portrayed by many actors, most known is Johnny Depp.
Only one verse in and I already can't take it,
Willy Wonka's too annoying the way Johnny Depp portrayed it,
You sell a lot of chocolate, think that's an amazing feat?
I know your candy's made with salt, gloop, and Oompa Loompa meat!
And get this through your hat Wonka, you'll certainly be beat!
A candy maker's no match for the Demon Barber of Fleet Street!
I'd cut you up, put you in my meat pies, but,
Seeing your hair just makes me want to give you the haircut,
I was made in 2007, a gem for the years,
When Tim Burton was coming up with decent ideas,
Before he did bad remakes, and buried his head in the sand,
With crap like your movie and Alice in Wonderland!
Why is your movie so bad? Well, let's take a look,
At what started it all, the original, and terrible, book,
I'll take Roald Dahl's book, rip it up, page by page,
You've put me in a rage, so now it's time to leave the stage!