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Jaeden Man89 Rap Battles of Numbness

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Sonic

VS

Usain Bolt

BEGIN!

Sonic the Hedgehog:

My name's Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog Compared to me, your running is just a simple jog I'm a hero and iconic, you winning would be ironic Your ass is grass, Bolty, don't need to go Super Sonic The boy from Trelawny is making me yawny It Doesn't Matter if you try! I'll conquer this battle like I have many You're in my Shadow, we know you're jealous of me I Spin Dash you in a Flash! You'll drop all your gold bling Usain, you're insane, and Jamaican me crazy I'm super sonic racing, and disgracing you is easy I defeat Eggman every day, you're next on my list You're In His World, where I've got an ass for you to kiss

Usain Bolt: (0:51)

I'm the REAL fastest one alive! You're a hack and subliminal Your whole series rips off others, like Dragon Ball! Not even original I kick the asses of furfags like you on a day-to-day basis I'm cracking my knuckles, and I'll put you with the faker in stasis We all know you're gay! Ask your boyfriend, Miles My raps strike like a Lightning Bolt, more yellow than Tails You go Mach 1 fictional? I passed 9.69 realistical I'm collecting more gold than you will on your zoned-out Green Hills, ya'll

Sonic the Hedgehog:

I break both robots and the sound barrier! I'm on the Walk of Game, son I'm the Genesis of fast-paced action since 1991 I team up in sports with Mario and in bed with Rose You got burnt by your own Bolt, I'm getting millions of games sold!

Usain Bolt:

I've been conquering races since I was kid! You did it when you were classic You aren't retro no more, Sonic, so get back to sucking Sega's dick I'll double double rap your ass to the Space Colony ARK World Athlete of the Year has more bite than your bark

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

(to 'SEGA')

JAEDEN MAN89

(whoosh)

RAP BATTLES OF

Numbness!!!

Beat

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3CpfvuRt6uI)

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