|Slender Man vs The Rake|
Slender Man vs The Rake was number zero for the Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta series and technically the deleted installment of Season 1. It was released on October 15, 2013. It features faceless king of horror, Slenderman, rapping against mysterious stalker, The Rake.
Ivo Hora as The Rake (Audio)
DarkLink4749 as The Rake's victim
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
HA! Slenderman here just in time to static your ass,
I’m playing with children, you’re just a thing in the past.
You’re the rake? wow, so much fun here stick,
you’re always naked with nothing but i have a slender dick.
You stole my way to stalk, your story’s outrageous,
How about you step inside my game to find my 8 pages.
I’m slender man, the best stalker in the universe,
You are always second, but me, i’m always first!
Yo i’m the rake, i am great, all you need is a break,
I’m better than a faceless suit wearing bitch for god sake.
I am popular, i was even on the fucking news,
and you stole my idea, you should be sued.
You’re just a mannequin, i’m every kids nightmare,
I have a mouth that grows slowly, you won’t think it’s fair.
Oh you have clothes? well at least i have a face,
Let’s play a new game, it’s called the death race.
I found you! this is a great night to play hide n’ seek,
Your story was written by a drugged up creep.
The videos for investigation, i bet they’re fake,
now excuse me, i have to scare a shit named The Rake!
Let me stomp this “horror” so we can finish this off,
when i was reading your story, i got bored then coughed.
After 2 verses of your crap, i’ve finally had it,
now let me finish off this battle by making your screen static.
EPIC RAP *static* BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
- This is the first deleted rap battle in Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta