The 12th installment of Video Game Rap Battles and Season 1 Finale. It features the antagonist of Five Nights at Freddy's, Freddy Fazbear, rapping against antagonist of Slender: the 8 Pages, Slenderman. It was uploaded February 8th, 2015.
Cast
Stofferex as Freddy Fazbear
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Cameron Greely as Slenderman
Lyrics
Slenderman:
Allow me to take us back past 9000 BC,
When the faceless skeletal divinity was doing the haunting,
Now let us move forward into 2014,
When people are afraid of an exalted Chuck E. Cheese!
Observing all your life, but now it's time to strike!
Step off the stage into my forest, and you'll NEVER last Five Nights!
Don't you know by now? It's Slenderman! The reason the camera's out in the Kitchen!
Are you ready, Freddy? You're in my hands! Terrorizing the web more than your fans!
Freddy Fazbear:
Walk into my restaurant? You won't even survive one night!
Because it's always 1987 when I step up to the mic!
I've got a really killer band that will rock your proxy crew,
And you're right, you're outdated! It's time we Redesigned you!
You'll be strangled, leave you Mangle-d, then switch to Backstage view,
Where we took your useless body, and stuffed it in a real suit!
Your power's running low, keep your flashlight close at hand,
IT'S ME who's winning, Slenderman, teleport away while you can!
Slenderman:
Put that camera down, don't look or I'll take you!
You're just my Toy Freddy, my prized Golden statue!
I follow like your Shadow, you're just a Puppet to my schemes,
Children run to you with glee 'cause they're all trying to hide from ME!
I'll Rake up your remains, not leave a trace, I don't need a mask, or even a face!
In the horror genre, you're a disgrace, and your raps stink worse than your pizza place!
I've seen scarier things at Treasure Island run by Mickey Mouse!
Shut you down! There's no Re-Opening this time around!
Freddy Fazbear:
You're telling me what's frightening? Now this is getting funny!
Do I even need to bother to bring up Slendertubbies?
Let's Party 'til 6 AM, I'm here in the spotlight!
I'll give you the Pink Slip then I'll take your life!
You may be standing tall now, but we've only begun,
Let me drop you into Pirate Cove then Bonnie and Chica join the fun!
So here's my final Rule of Safety when you step to me,
Bring more than a dead fanbase against the Fazbear Family!