RONALD MCDONALD VS COLONEL SANDERSEdit
ZombieLicker as Ronald McDonald
Joey Hawins as Colonel Sanders
AccordionChick as Wendy
Brennan as Sonic Tot
Pool as The Burger King
MaNCHA as Little Caesar
INTENSE RAP BATTLES OF CRAZINESS!
RONALD McDONALD VS COLONEL SANDERS
I’m Ronald, the MC Donald, here to serve this chicken!
You’re old and creepy, but definitely not finger lickin’
So listen up you dumb shit, you could use a happy meal,
My raps will rape you Sanders, how about a sacky meal?
The only business you get comes from the niggas colonel
Everything else you possess came straight from the urinal!
I was assuming, but now I KNOW you can’t rap worth crap
Order number fuck you! I hope you enjoy this big mac bitch slap!
All this shit from a red and yellow Joker, down to the smile
Or, you know, as I like to call you, the greasy fucking pedophile
I may be from Kentucky, boy, but I’m not ignorant, not at all
You Chik Fil A-hole, you can get down and suck my balls
were you fired from a kids party ‘cause of a strong buzz?
And no one is even sure what your products are made of
If you were one of my dishes, you’d be the chicken, Extra Boneless
Ordered up Extra Crispy with a side of you’re quite hopeless
How about I Strip you of all your chicken and leave you broke?
From the glasses to the ‘stache, you’re nothing but a joke!
Popcorn Chicken in your face motherfucker, ya know I’m shovin’ it
I’m grilling you deep, bitch, and I’m Lovin’ It!
I’m serving the original recipe, straight up with my disses
Go fuck off to the playground, ya know where everyone pisses?
With food so enticing, ain’t no need for me to be pricy
And at least I don’t have the gall to make my chicken spicy
If you want to MESS WITH ME bastards, well now you both have lost, see?
I’ve got quality raps so cold, you can call them Large Vanilla Frosties!
You Kentucky Fried Cunt, quit trying to cover up your animal cruelty
And stop clownin’ around Ronald, you wear twice as much makeup as me
You’re all just trying to get up on my buns because you know I make it hot
I’m the fast food queen, you’re as square as my patties, just in case that you forgot
So these cocks got beef, and though you may be counting salaries
You just can’t forget about causing the world’s obesity with calories
Wendy’s the only bitch without a tater for her tots
I promised myself I wouldn’t diss her, Pfft, guess not
And there’s the clown with more slime than Nickelodeon!
Also your fries are slicker than the lambo that I’m rollin’ in!
Old timer, listen up, the future’s bout to speak
Somebody’s gotta tell you this but your place fucking wreaks!
Have a dynamite milkshake otherwise called a Sonic BLAST
I’d love to stay and chat, but you see, I gotta go fast!
BOOM! If it isn’t the four edible heart-attacks!
I’ll whip and whop all your asses, burning you till you’re black
Whataburger I can serve and whataline I can spit
and whatadiss I can shoot when I’m facing all you pricks!
McDickhead, your burgers suck, just a sheet of muck!
Wendy, you said it yourself, your buns are as flat as fuck
You want to keep fighting, fine! Have it your way
All you need to know is two letters, B K
Salve inimici, now bow down to the great Caesar
Dishing up Hot-And-Ready disses like my Deep!Deep! pizza
You’re all greasy fucking fatuus, but we all know who’s the best
And it is not the King, bitch, go have a sausage fest!
Sonic you’re so shitty we’ll call you Restaurant ‘06
And Wendy, cool off, and go suck Taco Bell’s dick
Sanders is so small we could just call him “Chicken Little”
And Donald’s food is so trashy, consider, say, the McGriddle!
You know, it’s been a Three-Meat-Treat listening to you spit your shit
but I’d rather eat Chicken McNuggets than continue with this!
Oh, really, wanna sue me? Go and call up your lawyers
Get ready to be served with pizza, only five fucking dollars!
INTENSE RAP BATTLES OF CRAZINESS!
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