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CastEdit

ZombieLicker as Ronald McDonald

Joey Hawins as Colonel Sanders

AccordionChick as Wendy

Brennan as Sonic Tot

Pool as The Burger King

MaNCHA as Little Caesar


LyricsEdit

INTENSE RAP BATTLES OF CRAZINESS!

RONALD McDONALD VS COLONEL SANDERS

BEGIN!


Ronald McDonald:

I’m Ronald, the MC Donald, here to serve this chicken!

You’re old and creepy, but definitely not finger lickin’

So listen up you dumb shit, you could use a happy meal,

My raps will rape you Sanders, how about a sacky meal?

The only business you get comes from the niggas colonel

Everything else you possess came straight from the urinal!

I was assuming, but now I KNOW you can’t rap worth crap

Order number fuck you! I hope you enjoy this big mac bitch slap!


Col. Sanders:

All this shit from a red and yellow Joker, down to the smile

Or, you know, as I like to call you, the greasy fucking pedophile

I may be from Kentucky, boy, but I’m not ignorant, not at all

You Chik Fil A-hole, you can get down and suck my balls

were you fired from a kids party ‘cause of a strong buzz?

And no one is even sure what your products are made of

If you were one of my dishes, you’d be the chicken, Extra Boneless

Ordered up Extra Crispy with a side of you’re quite hopeless


Ronald McDonald:

How about I Strip you of all your chicken and leave you broke?

From the glasses to the ‘stache, you’re nothing but a joke!

Popcorn Chicken in your face motherfucker, ya know I’m shovin’ it

I’m grilling you deep, bitch, and I’m Lovin’ It!


Col. Sanders:

I’m serving the original recipe, straight up with my disses

Go fuck off to the playground, ya know where everyone pisses?

With food so enticing, ain’t no need for me to be pricy

And at least I don’t have the gall to make my chicken spicy


Wendy:

If you want to MESS WITH ME bastards, well now you both have lost, see?

I’ve got quality raps so cold, you can call them Large Vanilla Frosties!

You Kentucky Fried Cunt, quit trying to cover up your animal cruelty

And stop clownin’ around Ronald, you wear twice as much makeup as me

You’re all just trying to get up on my buns because you know I make it hot

I’m the fast food queen, you’re as square as my patties, just in case that you forgot

So these cocks got beef, and though you may be counting salaries

You just can’t forget about causing the world’s obesity with calories


Sonic Tot:

Wendy’s the only bitch without a tater for her tots

I promised myself I wouldn’t diss her, Pfft, guess not

And there’s the clown with more slime than Nickelodeon!

Also your fries are slicker than the lambo that I’m rollin’ in!

Old timer, listen up, the future’s bout to speak

Somebody’s gotta tell you this but your place fucking wreaks!

Have a dynamite milkshake otherwise called a Sonic BLAST

I’d love to stay and chat, but you see, I gotta go fast!


Burger King:

BOOM! If it isn’t the four edible heart-attacks!

I’ll whip and whop all your asses, burning you till you’re black

Whataburger I can serve and whataline I can spit

and whatadiss I can shoot when I’m facing all you pricks!

McDickhead, your burgers suck, just a sheet of muck!

Wendy, you said it yourself, your buns are as flat as fuck

You want to keep fighting, fine! Have it your way

All you need to know is two letters, B K


Little Caesar:

Salve inimici, now bow down to the great Caesar

Dishing up Hot-And-Ready disses like my Deep!Deep! pizza

You’re all greasy fucking fatuus, but we all know who’s the best

And it is not the King, bitch, go have a sausage fest!

Sonic you’re so shitty we’ll call you Restaurant ‘06

And Wendy, cool off, and go suck Taco Bell’s dick

Sanders is so small we could just call him “Chicken Little”

And Donald’s food is so trashy, consider, say, the McGriddle!

You know, it’s been a Three-Meat-Treat listening to you spit your shit

but I’d rather eat Chicken McNuggets than continue with this!

Oh, really, wanna sue me? Go and call up your lawyers

Get ready to be served with pizza, only five fucking dollars!


WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!


INTENSE RAP BATTLES OF CRAZINESS!



SOUNDCLOUD LINKEdit

https://soundcloud.com/sethwizard/ronald-mcdonald-vs-colonel



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HOW I MADE IT (BY USING PAINT.NET)Edit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdMzqkpAsHI

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