Ronald McDonald

Whom the Rapper is based off of

Ronald McDonald battled Willy Wonka in EpicRapBattles10's rap battles a couple of times. He also battled the Burger King in Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon History 5.

Information On The Rapper:

Ronald McDonald is the mascot of McDonalds. He was made in 1946. He lives in Mcdonaldland along with the Happy Meal gang, Grimis, The Hamburglar and many others.

Lyrics:

Verse One:

Call me Ronald MC, cause I'm bringing the flavor,

If you're the King, I guess I'm the creator,

I'm the captain of franchises, they're my Black Pearl,

And I'm slinging these nuggets all around the world,

Come through my golden arches and catch a snack attack,

Your queen comes in often, she likes the taste of my Big Mac,

These XL shoes are way too big for you to fill,

I'll slap 2 all beef patties on your busted up grill.

Verse Two:

Try to joke on a jokester? This really can't continue,

My flows are extra value, and you're on my Dollar Menu,

A frown on my face? You've got your patties flipped,

You're tied down to a hag and I'm a super sized pimp,

You've challenged a real dynasty that's here to stay,

So bend over like a punk so you can have it your way,

You'll always be 2nd, so go ahead and retire,

My kingdom is like my fries, It'll never expire.

Verse 1:

They call me Mickey D, and it's not hard to see,

Why most people in this world don't prefer you over me,

Keep eating all that chocolate, and you'll keep getting fatter,

I may look like a clown, but who are you, the Mad Hatter?

You're a weird human being, obviously insane,

You're not even old, but you still walk around with a cane,

You versus me? This will not last,

My verses are like my food, because they come fast!

Verse 2:

Why would I sue you? It would make your frigid body cry!

You don't have money, so it would be a worthless try!

I have invented the best food ever made in the world,

You're too busy opening your factory to little boys and girls,

Your voice is squeaky and high, like an annoying little cricket,

I'll storm into your factory without my golden ticket!

I just tell you the truth, I have never told a lie,

So Willy Wonka, would you like some salt with those fries?