Information on the RapperEdit
Nyan Cat is the name of a YouTube video, uploaded in April 2011, which became an Internet meme. The video merged a Japanese pop song with an animated cartoon cat with the body of a Pop-Tart, flying through space, and leaving a rainbow trail behind it. The video ranked at number 5 on the list of most viewed YouTube videos in 2011.
Look up in the sky, not a bird, not a plane.
It's just little old me, Nyan Cat's the name.
I'm a Pop Tart, don't get it twisted son,
Been crushing cosmic pussy since life number 1!
I'm the first cat in space, won the cat space race,
Here to cat bread you, have some wheat on your face!
Oh your name is Tard? That's short for retarded!
Don't get mad, have some Skittles, I just sharted.
Your face looks like the shitty cat version of Ron Swanson.
You'll be forgotten, like the pubes dangling off my johnson.
You're big in real life, but on YouTube I'm huge.
You can die tomorrow, I'll still get 80,000 views!
You're shorter than the pinky of Peter Dinklage.
Scratch that, more like Dinklage's Peter, fourth the shrinkage.
You're still a virgin, my penis caused the big bang!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
What's wrong, Grumpy? Where's the other six dwarves?
Celebrating your absence with coffee-flavored liquors?
You're 'bout to get spade, and I've got a flush,
you down the toilet, your wack raps make me blush!
I'll put you to blender, I turn you to slush!
TBH, you're not the first pussy I've crushed!