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Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910),better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist. He wrote The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) and its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1885),the latter often called "the Great American Novel."
Twain grew up in Hannibal, Missouri, which provided the setting for Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer. After an apprenticeship with a printer, he worked as a typesetter and contributed articles to the newspaper of his older brother Orion Clemens. He later became a riverboat pilot on the Mississippi River before heading west to join Orion in Nevada. He referred humorously to his singular lack of success at mining, turning to journalism for the Virginia City Territorial Enterprise. In 1865, his humorous story, "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County," was published, based on a story he heard at Angels Hotel in Angels Camp, California, where he had spent some time as a miner. The short story brought international attention, and was even translated into classic Greek. His wit and satire, in prose and in speech, earned praise from critics and peers, and he was a friend to presidents, artists, industrialists, and European royalty.
I read Dorian Gray, it was rather strange and louche,
You best go run and hide in your trashcan, Oscar the Grouch!
When I walk down the streets of Missouri, ladies can't help but smile,
Your wife Constance? She drove me Wilde!
Come come, you dum-dumb. Why don'tcha grow some you bum chum?
No need to sue for gay jokes, you want some? Come get some!
I'll send you back to prison 'cause I'm sure they love the way they treat ya',
And then Tom'll drop a bucket of paint on this creature!
Nobody even cares about your books, how inane!
You better be in pain now that you've felt the wraith of Mark Twain!
You're just a pussy Irish writer that can't rap for shit,
I will not attend your funeral, but I will definatly approve of it!