|Tank Dempsey VS Nikolai Belinski|
Tank Dempsey vs Nikolai Belinski is the first installment in Justin Buckner Rap Battles. It features the Call of Duty Zombie mode characters Tank Dempsey and Nikolai Belinski rapping before other characters from the story come in. It was released Janurary 5th, 2014.
Stofferex as Samantha Maxis (Audio)
Hello, freakbag! Welcome to the Nacht der Untoten.
I'm gonna rip you up like all the letters that you wrote in!
1918, I can run like a tank, yet you still haven't learned,
Tell me Chernov, have you ever recovered from that burn?
I'm going ballistic on Belinski, this Lenin supporting queer!
Fucking mess with me again I'll use your guts as Bandolier!
I'll circumsize you, then impale your throat with your own dick!
If I can bite open a cage, I can handle this prick!
After I gut you alive, I'll show you the meaning of Red Army,
Lyrically drink you like vodka before you have chance to scar me!
Even Stalin himself cannot stare into my eye,
Your rhymes are just as fishy as your Quick Revive!
I'll slaughter your daughter, then I'll slaughter your father,
Throw them in my wife's grave, so you don't have to bother!
You have no family, no fame, I'll take your kills in account,
Why don't you ask your friend Peter if he wants to hang out?
I'm Takeo and I'm taking you, flowing like a broken faucet!
Stop writing your letters and come out of your skeletal closet!
Nikki, you're only feared because it's scary how much you're a wussy,
I think you're all jealous 'cause I'm the one who sliced pussy!
Dempsey, no need to be upset, you have an STD Flopper,
If I'm gonna take you out, it's death before dishonor!
You bitches are just glitches who do nothing but lag!
I'm out, with the help of the Emperor, I defeated you fags!
The doctor is here to heal your terrible burns!
Think you can all slay zombies ? Well now it's my turn!
Leck mich! This story is about me, not you communists!
I'm gonna turn Belinski's coat redder than it already is!
Ay, Takeo, what the Verrückt do you think you can do?
I'll send you back to the moon cause you're all out of JuJu!
I'll butcher any bitch who thinks he can clinch the win!
Screw vodka, I'll drink your blood, right off the hands of Richtofen!
The four of you just stop, let the true master take this,
Without my aid, you guys wouldn't make it past round six!
Spawning Insta-Kill, Double Points, Fire Sale,
Carpenter, Max Ammo, Nukes, YOU BETTER FUCKING PREVAIL!
To the one and only entity that allows you to live!
You guys have took it too far and I shan't forgive!
BOW DOWN TO ME! I'm the one that makes the choices,
You all need to stop fighting 'CAUSE i CANNOT STAND YOUR VOICES!
You don't like sodas? Get over it and have a cup!
Or I'll shove an Iron Fist up your ass and provide you anti-power-ups!
So before the players are crying about the fact they're gonna die,
Why don't you guys just work together and EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE!
Dr. Ludwig Maxis:Edit
Greetings, weaklings, in this rap, you'll be eaten alive!
And regretfully, I must inform that none of you will survive!
When the clock strikes 1:15, prepare to get sent back,
I'll viciously attack, Maxis is going to leave you maxed!
It's time to distort you into proportions like a radio message!
Don't mess with Group 935 unless you're looking for some wreckage!
This MC's ill like an MD, so you better make no sound,
I'm ripping you fools up, CALL ME SAMNTHA'S HELLHOUND!
Daddy, I'm scared! I don't want to be alone!
Hide me from these strangers! I just want to go home!
I just shelter in my room, and just hold on to Teddy,
Here play with Fluffy, I HOPE YOU'RE READY!
It's Fluffy, canine MC, going hard on this bitch!
I'm like a hound out of Hell, rhymes about to switch!
My bark's louder than my bite, y'all about to glitch!
I'll be howlin', growlin' undead, It's about time to ditch!
Braaiiins! My flow is insaaane,
You can't break my lyrical chaaiin, cause I'm bringing the paaiin,
The undead will reign! My rhymes are hot, see? Burning disses like a Nazi,
You can't defeat this zombie, I'll shake your brains out like Yahtzee!
Call me Wreck-it Ralph, because I'll destroy your fixed barrier,
You can't escape my wrath, spawn away, I make shit scarier!
We're at a verbal war, my flows are like brains, because I munch rhymes,
You'll know you're dead when I'm feasting on your head like it's lunch time!
Guys, in order for us to win, we have to work together!
We're gonna show these freaks in every way that we're better!
Agreed! Let's charge these communists, and Pack-A-Punch to beat their ass,
After we finish them off, we'll celebrate with a brand new vodka glass!
Come on boys, we're gonna show them who's boss!
No more experiments after they've seen that they lost!
Together, our unstoppable force can not be broken.
These schiesse ficks won't win, they ain't rich like 'Tofen!
Step back, Dr. Maxis ! Your shit is just whack!
Using zombies to protect yourself ? You sure got no sack!
And who's this little bitch, Samantha ? Huh, what a wreck!
She'll scream when we break that pussy dog's neck!
Good work, team, We know for sure that they've lost,
Now let's see what the hell is in this Mystery Box!
Time to pay your toll!
Just like I'll steal this box, I'LL STEAL YOUR SOULS!
- The beat used from the Demonic announcer's verse until the end of the Zombie's verse is the same beat used in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 12 (Jack the Ripper vs Jeff the Killer)