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Who the rapper is based off of

Houdini

Call Card in Epic Crap Battles of History

HarryHoudinini

Call Card in Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Harry Houdini battled Harry Potter in Epic Crap Battles of History 1. He was played by Kevin Krust. He also battled P.T Barnum and James Bailey in Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 42. He was voiced by Zander Kanack

Information on the Rapper:[]

Harry Houdini (March 24th, 1874- October 31st, 1926) was an expert escape artist and one of the best illusionists. He was born in Austria-Hungary with another name, Erik Weiss. He first was a trapeze artist, but soon went to magic and escapestry. He began by escaping from jails and handcuffs on purpose until he moved on to more advanced escapes. One of his most famous being the Milk Can Escape, along with Chinese Water Torture and Overboard Box. He also did work debunking spritualist ideas and making movies. He died when a college student punched him in the stomach trying to test Houdini's strenght, and ruptured his appendix.

Lyrics:[]

Epic Crap Battles of History 1:[]

Verse One:[]

Abra-Kadabra, you stupid, messed up little wizard,

Your pathetic apperence is even worse than I had pictured!

You grew up with your Aunt and Uncle Derdsley? How sad!

It's too bad that you didn't have a Mommy or a Dad!

Sorry Harry Potter, but your time has finally come,

Where you've met an opponent that who leaves Hermoine looking dumb!

So sorry, go back to playing Quidditch on your broomstick,

And leave all the hard work to the Ministry of Magic!

Verse Two:[]

Ha! You think i'm actrually scared of your Patronus?

I'll break your stupid wand and smash your glasses as a bonus!

How are you supposed to think that winning is your fate,

When almost all of your fans wern't even sure if you were straight?!

Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 42:[]

Verse One:[]

Who the hell are you to go up against the great Harry Houdini?

I'll defeat these two pussies spitting mysticlly like a genie!

'Cause this MC is about to make these clowns feel weary!

I'll saw you in half, tie you in chains, you two will never beat me!

PETA's at your front door, motherfuckers, knock knock!

You only got success from sucking Ringling's clown cocks!

For most boring ringmasters, you guys clearly take the cake,

Whereas my tricks make you wonder if magic really is fake!

Verse Two:[]

Now you have just witnessed a truely horrendous act,

Circus performers trying to rap, no talent found, and that's a fact!

They only jack eachother off in the back of the tent,

And whip each other's asses harder than they whip the elephants!

Your spectacle is dissectible, I'm skeptical of the circumspect,

Endeavors of these colorful incestiful homosexuals!

Now watch this, I can defeat you with one simple little trick,

Now you see me, now you don't, bitch!

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