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Forever Alone is an exploitable rage comic character that is used to express loneliness and disappointment with life. Forever Alone is considered one of the first major rage comic spin-off characters to be created after the original Rage Guy, which first sprang up on 4chan in 2009. According to various sources, the original comic was uploaded in a thread titled “April Fools” by FunnyJunk user Azuul on May 28th, 2010.
It's obvious I live a better life than you, what do you do?
Suck the soul out of anyone that dates you?
Look at what I've done without a leash, I'm big on Sims 1 and Sims 3.
I only drink socially, 40 years clean, I got a lot of friends, DVDs,
You live with the rents? I bought me a big ass house.
It was haunted but the ghosts moved out.
What you know about tiles, what you know about grout?
I'm a homeowner kid, take a time out.
No don't, I got a confession to make
I'm only doing this gig for one thing,
Not to win this battle, to have your heart,
To have and hold, till death do us part.
We could play freeze tag in the park and make hot meals together,
Lay down in our front yard, and gaze at the stars forever.
Let's grow old together, together forever.
Tell our grandchildren stories, as you suck on my lever.
Cause if you're a stick, I'm a stick, let's start a fire.
Put my condoms in the freezer so they never expire.
It will take a few hours to thaw out this frozen rubber,
Don't worry bout another girl, except for my mother.