British prime minister Winston Churchill rap battles US president Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Featuring TropicalRemixed as Winston Churchill: http://www.youtube.com/user/TropicalRemixed LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! FRANKLIN D ROOSEVELT! VERSUS! WINSTON CHURCHILL! BEGIN!
Winston Churchill: Ladies and gentlemen, check it out, an American idiot Say what you wanna say, Frankie, but I'm a real patriot! I lead the whole British Empire through the hellish of the wars I've got a big long cigar, just ask Eleanor We'll fight you on the beaches, we'll fight you on the ground We'll fight with all our might until we've spun your country 'round Go Britain or go home back to your fat lazy nation Does "I'll give you a right honourable slap" need any translation?
Franklin D. Roosevelt: You think I'm the weak one? Let's look into your portfolio I don't recall you being elected four times while suffering through polio Stop trying to broadcast while you smoke, you're probably too high to speak What you did in five years I could accomplish in a week I don't need popular votes to tell me that I'm better than you You probably can't even survive this whole battle without your pants becoming a loo You winning this rap battle? Now that's just truly unreal I'll ship your ass out on American Airlines and institute a New Deal! Teddy!
Theodore Roosevelt: That's Theodore to you, cuz, but I'm not here to nitpick As I always say, Winston, speak softly and carry a big stick It would be nice if you stopped "the yellcast", but you couldn't do the latter Cause my bear friend bit off half of what you had below your bladder!
Winston Churchill: So it's two-on-one now, but I don't need a running mate to make this fair I mean, I'm rapping against an old geezer and the guy who inspired the teddy bear Your rhymes make me sick enough to fill the whole Panama Canal Oh, you'll never learn, but have fun at rapping school, pals!
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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