Featuring my friend Nathan Provost! Check him out: http://www.youtube.com/naturenathan (Click "See more for lyrics)
Heads up, the battles are about to get way better.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! VLAD THE IMPALER! VERSUS! IVAN THE TERRIBLE! BEGIN!
Vlad the Impaler: Ah, Ivan the Terrible, we meet at last I have a fondness for torturing, so start running fast I stuck sharp shit through people so they called me the Impaler You gave your daughter a miscarriage? Ha, what a failure! One wrong word out of you and you'll be hung, drawn and quartered More people look up to me and I'm three inches shorter! People will laugh as Vlad TP's your castle, it'll be great You've got nowhere to go, Grand Prince, checkmate!
Ivan the Terrible: I'm the Tsar of All the Russias, from Moscow to Wallachia You've only rapped one verse and the audience already hates ya Maybe you're just jealous cause I get so many chicks But the look on your face says "I vant to suck Ivan's dick" I'll unleash my wrath on you while sitting on an ivory throne You better watch out, cause I'm still sane enough to pwn If I can turn a state into an empire, I can turn you into pulp You say you're not scared of me, well then what was that gulp?
Vlad the Impaler: Your rhymes are what's terrible, Mr. Paranoid Prick A sane man wouldn't dare try to mess with my clique I'm the scary one here, yes, Bram Stoker chose right The new, less stupid cause for your death will be vampire bite!
Ivan the Terrible: And a sane man also wouldn't believe in that shit Hearing you rap is a pain in the neck! Ha! Get it? You suck, if I were you I'd escape into the night real quick Squeal, pig, admit it- your ass just got kicked!
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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