I haven't released an EFMRBOH this week, so here you go! Enjoy!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! THOMAS EDISON! VERSUS! ALFRED NOBEL! BEGIN!
Thomas Edison: I'm here to diss this civilian who thinks he has class This'll be one percent battle rapping, ninety-nine percent me kicking your ass You failure, you couldn't even win your own prize, am I right? Without your dynamite, I don't think you can put up even a small fight I've got a thousand patents, you've just got an ugly beard Have fear, I'm the wizard of Menlo Park and I'll make you disappear I thought you'd just blow yourself up, but you died of a hemorrhage instead I'll shove this lightbulb up your ass, since there's never one over your head!
Alfred Nobel: Boom! I'ma blow you up with some TNT! And other explosives I invented, to hell with golden peace Nitroglycerin plus other stuff equals bang, you're dead! I'm not giving away my secret formula, cause unlike you I'm not stupid in the head Nobody messes with Nobel, understand? You couldn't even find a way to mine? Ha! What a man! Call yourself a wizard, eh? Where's your wand, Eddie poo? Mina tells me you had to reinvent the microscope too
Thomas Edison: You invented a blasting cap? Well you're blasting crap! Alfie, you can't rap, but now you've fallen into my trap
Alfred Nobel: What trap? You're not even smart enough to capture a snail I wonder what Tesla would think if he saw how bad you fail
Nikola Tesla: I think that both of you need to get the hell out, now I knew you'd both be talentless fools, but just...wow I'm here to light this place up with some high-voltage shit Tommy, how could I ever work for you? I quit And Alfred, your rhymes are so bad, it's frightening Feel the Tesla effect, bitches, and bow down to the lightning
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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