Featuring Molly Brown as J.K. Rowling! Subscribe to her: http://www.youtube.com/diabolo453 Hope you like the battle! Click "See more" for lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! J.K. ROWLING! VERSUS! SOCRATES! BEGIN!
Socrates: IIIIIIIIIII spit hot stuff at this crazy girl Who writes magical shit that amazes the world My heart's a casual vacancy when it comes to dissing people like you I inspired a legacy, what did you do? You'd be better off dead, here, have some hemlock And stop Wingardium Leviosa-ing Harry's fake little cock Just ask anyone, they'll tell you I'm the best rapper by far If your rhymes were any more pitiful, I'd have to call Scotland Yard
J.K. Rowling: Oh please, you wrote a few silly books then died My stories were actually good enough to make people cry Stop asking "why?", you're not a bloody toddler! If I can't teach you a lesson myself, Accio Potter!
Harry Potter: Hey yo it's me, H to the arry All the ladies wanna get with me, I'm so extraordinary Your wife was so ugly, they gave her name to a shrew How pathetic, that I can use a stick to beat you!
Socrates: I know that I know something: your rhymes are the worst! They're more torturous to experience than the Cruciatus curse! You came up with your little boy toy on a train? How lame You're just a sissy with no talent and a stupid pen name
J.K. Rowling: I'm winning awards like there's no tomorrow or next week
Harry Potter: You almost made me puke even before you started to speak
J.K. Rowling: You weren't even a professional thinker, wise guy
Harry Potter: I think we've bitch-slapped you enough today, so goodbye
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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