Basics[]
The 7th battle in EpicRapBattles10's Rap Battles Season 2 (24 in all). It features basketball rivals LeBron James of the Miami Heat against Kobe Bryant from the LA Lakers. It was released June 7th, 2013.
Lyrics[]
LeBron James:[]
Come on Kobe, time to pick a bone!
Damn, how was it watching us in the playoffs from your couch at home?
We go right to the top, watch all the confetti shower,
Our team has all the real power, all your team has is Dwight Howard!
He was way too faded after being traded from The Magic,
Any loss for the Heat is a loss considered terribly tragic!
ESPN sucks our dicks, we take over every show!
It could have been you guys if your whole team didn't blow!
Kobe Bryant:[]
Yes I watched the playoffs, and let me tell you what I saw,
I saw you running down the court because the ref made a bad call!
I still don't understand how some can call you the King,
While I'm sitting here with 5, all you have is ONE ring!
Chris Bosh is on your team? I bet that caused some laughter,
Considering the dude looks like a Dinosaur, he should have stayed with the Raptors!
I started giving assists like Chris Paul don't hog like a point guard
You probably took advice from Gandalf, 'cause you sure as Dwight Howard going to Houston you won't pass!
LeBron James:[]
I'm the current Michael Jordan, I can beat him one on one!
You think my legacy is falling? Damn, i've just begun!
I'm in the finals, I run this whole entire team,
The only way you'll make the playoffs is Nba 2K13!
I have the sweetest stroke, and so does your mid range jumper
I can make the jump shot, the Buzzer Beater Knife,
Your time is up Kobe, and your legacy is gone,
Now excuse me while I get my second ring, Love LeBron.
Kobe Bryant:[]
STEP OFF! It's time that I tell the truth,
You can't compare yourself to MJ, 'cause he knows how to shoot!
MJ was the greatest player in the Hall of Fame,
The only hall you'll ever enter is the Hall of Blown Games! Just take a seat LeBron, I know you can't take defeat, You may be the one wearing red, but i'm the one bringing the Heat! I may be old but, you just got served!