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The 19th installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features American Soldier, Private Ryan, battling Call of Duty's Russian Zombie killer, Nikolai Belinski. It was uploaded June 30th, 2013. The video has been deleted, but the audio is still available.
Cast[]
Justin Buckner as Private Ryan (Actor) and Dr. Richtofen
Nathan Provost as Private Ryan (Audio)
Ivo Hora as Nikolai Belinski
Julie as Fluffy
Lyrics[]
Nikolai Belinski:[]
I'm drinking vodka tonight, after I knife you to pieces!
I'm shooting Zombies, you're shooting prayers, Jesus!
You're not a soldier James, you fucked up for your own team,
I'm Russian, you're a private with too much self esteem!
I will John H Mill. you into pieces, demon spawn,
Trust me, you'll be dead before the break of dawn!
You guys won the war? Well, I don't give a crap!
No vodka for you, but I give you free bitchslap!
Private Ryan:[]
Calm your Russain ass down, I ain't a zombie you know,
I'm Private Ryan, Belinski, and i'm here to steal the show!
You're a stupid alcohclic, you better run and hustle,
At least I have friends to be saved by, you're just there for muscle!
I killed more Jerries in one day than you've killed Zombies in a year,
When the zombie dogs come 'round, your black heart gets filled with fear,
I'm not an ordinary Private, Nick, all your money got stolen,
You're a Russain prick, with a small dick, gettin' down with Richtofen!
Nikolai Belinski:[]
Tell me, does it hurt when I punch you in the belly button?
Just like my first wife, I shall kill you with my shotgun!
This is what I call goulash, all the blood and gore,
You look scared Francis, never seen a REAL man before?
You were married to one woman? Pfff, i've had NINE!
Normally I drink vodka, but not this time!
You would taste so much worse than a Quick Revive,
Just like any Private, you will never make it out alive!
Private Ryan:[]
Hear that Nikolai? The beat's slowing down,
'Cause I don't need no sound to kick your ass outta town!
Man you're so cool, killing all your wives,
I was a hero who got unlucky while saving millions of lives!
We'll set you up, like we did to the half-track of Germans,
I can bet my family, that all your wives looked like Cindy Sherman!
You just lost this battle, like you lost every game,
I'll give you such a hard beating, you'll NEVER forget my name!