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Adrian Monk VS Phoenix Wright
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The 21st installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features ace attorney, Phoenix Wright, against the OCD lawyer from ABC, Adrian Monk. It was uploaded July 20th, 2013.

Cast[]

Froggy as Adrian Monk

RLYoshi as Phoenix Wright

 Lyrics[]

Adrian Monk:[]

Here's the thing! I'm all set to kick this sorry man's rear!

I've solved over a hundred cases since I started my career,

You yell everything, you should have been fired on the spot!

Unless I'm wrong about all this, which you know, I'm not!

Your messy porcupine hair could poke out someone's eye!

Just stay in your little office, it's a jungle outside!

When it comes to lawyers, Garrett Price was far more effective,

Here's what happened Mr. Wright, you crossed the wrong detective!

Phoenix Wright:[]

Hold it! Your statement is clearly faulty, Monk,

Your show stunk! I bring justice to all you leave to sunk!

Can't handle smudges on the wall, or any number other than ten,

Meanwhile, I've got a crossover with Professor Layton!

Solved fifteen-year-old cases, beat undefeated prosecutors,

With only two or three days to investigate these murders!

In this battle, I clearly have an Edgeworth the victory,

Go ahead, give us your testimony, however contradictory!

Adrian Monk:[]

Here's what happened, I mean, here's what REALLY happened:

You came after me Nick, thinking that you could beat me at rapping!

But you forgot about a crucial piece of evidence,

That crossover isn't released in North America, when announced back in 2010!

You made your debut on the DS, that piece of BS,

My show was on ABC and ran for eight whole seasons!

You were disbarred from practicing law because of a forged letter,

Yet my job continues, so give up now, you'll thank me later!

Phoenix Wright:[]

Objection! Witness, there is clear contradiction in your testimony!

It's time for Turnabout Asswhoop for this piece of lonely,

Trash, yes, the same trash you're afraid to touch,

I'll press the witness now, feel the adrenaline rush!

ABC? The only letters you know are OCD,

And I bet Dr. Kroger died because he couldn't handle giving you therapy!

I'll blow you up like Trudy, blow you up, you're so filthy!

The judge declares your rhymes Overruled and finds you GUILTY!


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