Okay, here's the plan. (click "See more" for lyrics)
I will release the audio for either one or two EFMRBOH's every week. I will figure out release dates soon. VIDEO FOR #6 AND #7 COMING SOON!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! JIMI HENDRIX! VERSUS! WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART! BEGIN!
Jimi Hendrix: What have we got here? A little boy named Wolfgang Did your parents come up with that by smoking weed while they banged? Composing at age 6? Dawg, that's wild But that's not god-given talent, you a voodoo child Even in the army I could still spit a rhyme Which means I can shoot you with bullets and raps at the same time! I run this joint, boy, you're not even a stager How bout this symphony? Ass-Whoop in D Major!
Mozart: Six years old? Well, I beat you by far You were 14 before you could even afford a guitar No wonder your parents divorced, eardrums pop when you pluck I'll tell you what the wind cries, "Jimi, you suck" I think I figured out your secret: you take drugs before you play Well, we all know what happened, you were so high, you passed away I'm so talented, even Beethoven got jealous Man, I wrote better music than you on a school bus
Jimi Hendrix: All along the watchtower, people are booing at your shit You can play a tune or two but that's it, you can't win, just quit You're just a baby playing keys, that's why you get praise You little bitch, find your way outta this purple haze
Mozart: You must be Mr. Bad Luck, but somehow you made it to Woodstock But I don't know how, your shredding's more annoying than smallpox You're as bold as a chicken, facing someone like me Why don'tcha face someone like John Lennon? Or are you too afraid of getting beat?
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!