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Explorers of the United States Meriwether Lewis and William Clark rap battle explorers of Africa David Livingstone and Henry Stanley.

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! LIVINGSTONE AND STANLEY! VERSUS! LEWIS AND CLARK! BEGIN!

Lewis and Clark: (L) Are you ready to get beat by the Corps of Discovery? (C) After we beat you to a pulp, there'll be no recovery (L) Who are these guys anyway? (C) Dr. Livingston, I presume? (L) And the guy who probably can't even find his way to the men's room? (C) Our expedition was set up by Thomas Jefferson himself! (L) Yours was accidental, let's put your journal back on a shelf (C) When we're through, (L) it'll be a bitter winter for you (C) We'll run at you with our weapons out (L) like a band of angry Sioux!

Livingstone and Stanley: (L) I may have gotten lost, but you two seem to be the ones that are confused (S) Have you forgotten who you are? (L) Or are you just worried that you'll lose? (S) I found my partner in the wilderness of Africa, for a start (L) You couldn't even find a way to Sacagawea's heart (S) At least you weren't completely retarded, I see that map that you took (L) But if you don't mind, I'd like to take a look through your notebook (S) Hmm, not bad, (L) you found species from a variety of genuses (S) But as far as we can tell, (L) you can't even discover your own penises!

Lewis and Clark: (C) Douchebags in view! (L) Oh, the humanity! (C) You think you can win this battle of explorers? (L) That's plain insanity! (L) We traveled cross country in a frickin' 19th century boat (C) I dare you to start a rap business, see if you make more than a groat!

Livingstone and Stanley: (S) I once feared Africa, (L) but he faced his fears like a man! (L) You should try that someday, (S) you know, if you can (L) Your challenge is to beat us, (S) face it, you can't do this (L) How could we get beat by two fools named Clark and Lewis?

WHO WON? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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