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The first installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It has Spain's famous explorer, Christopher Columbus against viking sailor, Leif Eriksson. It was uploaded November 7th, 2012.
Cast[]
Jacob S. as Christopher Columbus and Leif Eriksson
Lyrics[]
Leif Eriksson:[]
Oh, what do we have here? Oh right, Christopher Columbus,
With your long nose and ugly face, you'll never get French-kissed!
Or Italian-Kissed, or wherever the hell you're from,
Anyone who thinks you discovered America is obviously dumb!
Nice try, but I got here 400 years before ya!
And the only reason you got here is because Isabella seems to adore ya'!
Now I understand it's hard to teach kids about Vikings, but you gotta tell them the truth!
Saying you discovered America is like saying I killed John Wilkes Booth!
Christopher Columbus:[]
What are you gonna do? Time travel and try to change kid's minds?
Or change the words on there homework they've sadly been assigned?
Yeah, I don't think so, you'll never get recognition!
I mean, you could have at least enslaved some people on your expedition!
You're "Leif the Lucky" eh? Well the luck stops here!
You're just Viking scum, i'm on a much higher tier!
What is this "Vinland" you speak of? It isn't on my map,
I guess those 400 years makes a difference, chap!
Leif Eriksson:[]
I died, went to Valhalla, you died you went to Hell!
'Cause you enslaved a bunch of innocent Tainos and tortured them as well!
I mean, how could anyone call you a hero?
You're almost a badder person then Emperor Nero!
Christopher Columbus:[]
Woah man, isn't that a bit harsh?
On second thought, I could just kick your ass from Genoa to Marsh,
Think you can hurt me? Oh please, don't chaff,
You may have had the first landing, but I get the last laugh!