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The 33rd installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of HistoryIt features killer of President Kennedy, Lee Harvey Oswald, against murderer of President Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth. It was released August 1st, 2013.
Cast:[]
Jacob S. as Lee Harvey Oswald
Zander Kanack as John Wilkes Booth
Lyrics[]
Lee Harvey Oswald:[]
Well, well, well, look who's ready to take a shot,
At the best gunman in history, come on, show me what you've got,
I'm a former Marine, you couldn't amount to jack,
You can't stop me, skill with a weapon is something you lack!
I've already destroyed you, and I know you can't refute it,
Trying to kidnap the President? What are you literally stupid?
You're not good with a gun, you're not even good on stage,
The greatest sniper against you? Now that's an outrage!
John Wilkes Booth:[]
Best gunman in history is clearly something you're not,
If you were, you wouldn't have missed on your first damn shot!
If you're truly the Lone Gunman, then you'll have to face my whole gang!
I'm sure Jack Ruby wanted to give you a different kind of bang,
It took a whole chase to catch me, you were killed on TV!
I killed Lincoln mother fucker, you just killed John Kennedy!
Plus you shot from far away, I got right up in Abe's face,
When compared to mine, you're whole plan was a fucking disgrace!
Lee Harvey Oswald:[]
At will I will fire, to kill you, I've got in itch,
Hell, I might have at least respected you if you wern't such a bitch!
You got a lot of guts there, killing Lincoln, and a lot of stupidity!
I see your face is red with lividity 'cause your arguement lacks validity!
You tried to set up a whole scheme, but your accomplices failed,
And trust me, if I had lived on, I would have broken out of jail!
You've been lyrically murdered, this wound can't be fixed by Doctor Mudd,
And in fifty years, the water will still run deep with your blood!
John Wilkes Booth:[]
You breaking out of jail? I'm not to sure about that,
Did you wanna be trapped when Jack Ruby popped a cap?
I improvise, quite civilized, as I visulize, you victimized,
And epitomize a stigmatized and minimized asshole guys!
Oswald, you oddball, you're awed as my words fall,
I applaud enthralled as you're left in flawed sprawl!
I'll cock my Derringer and finish you off with a pow!
Sic semper tyrannis! And with that, I take my bow!