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The 68th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features Jamacain nurse, Mary Seacole, rapping against British nurse, Florence Nightingale. It was released May 9th, 2014.
Cast[]
Jessiqua Kat Valentine as Florence Nightingale
Molly Brown as Mary Seacole
Lyrics[]
Florence Nightingale:[]
We all know why you're here, Seacole, don't waste my time,
I turned you down years ago and you're continuing to whine!
My rhymes will shine like a jewel as they fly at this Jamacain,
By the end of this battle, this bitch'll truely lose her patients!
I spend every waking moment people in need,
I could be lying in bed dying, and that won't deter me!
To fight Florence Nightingale, just means you're doomed,
It's time to find out if you're skilled enough to heal your own wounds!
Mary Seacole:[]
You turned me down, but that's not why I'm irate,
What kind of "Angel" rejects people 'cause of their race?
While you were off in that hospital miles away,
I treated right on the battlefield, now that is brave!
Even your name just proves how much you're worth,
Something's up if you're dubbed after the city of your birth!
This awkward little child's gonna meet her defeat,
'Cause your stupidity's a disease that even I can't treat!
Florence Nightingale:[]
It's clear that you can't do anything by yourself,
So what are you gonna do? Call Thomas Day in for help?
I'll make a mess of Mary with no more discussion,
Just face it, this battle will end faster than your husband!
This lowly little loser beat me? That's impossible!
I'll leave you left for dead, and I won't treat you at my hospital!
So scram, or I won't hesitate to spit rhymes of granite,
And kick dumb Mother Seacole all over this damn planet!
Mary Seacole:[]
Oh Florence, you know there's not need to babble,
Kick me all over the world? Well I love to travel,
Shut that big mouth and stop being so snobby,
Or I'll smack you more times than my book's sold copies!
How you had any success, I have no idea,
I'm the best nurse in the wile entire Crimea!
Poking fun at my dead spouse? Now that's a sin!
Try using that lamp to see that you can't win!