Military generals George Armstrong Custer and George S Patton face off in a rap battle.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER! VERSUS! GEORGE S. PATTON! BEGIN!
George S. Patton: Watch out, cause I'm shooting bullets across your home land When it's all said and done, this'll be Custer's last stand Do I need to West Point out that you're going to lose? When this battle's over, you'll be singing the Cowboy Blues Battle of Bull Run? Did it run away from your ugly face? I competed in both World Wars, you just look out of place I'm advancing into Elizabeth, gonna give it to her double dirty You couldn't fight your way out of a piss-soaked paper bag, ya heard me?
George Armstrong Custer: Yeehaw! You're bout to get a rap smack in the jaw! I'll spill your old blood and guts while your family watches in awe Hearing you rap is like doing my laundry, it's quite unpleasant But seriously? You died cause you wanted to kill some pheasants? I don't even need to plan my raps, cause it can't be too hard To beat your old pedo ass into a puddle of pig lard Ask any guy to name a famous hard-ass, they'll spit out my name It doesn't matter how bad I beat you, it's all the same
George S. Patton: Don't make me give you the speech, you uncouth asshole I'm teaching all my soldiers how to do a jump-duck-barrel roll You're getting pwned by the one and only G.S.P. So get your ass outta here by the count of three! 1...2...
George Armstrong Custer: Stop right there, I don't take orders from you, old man The ladies love my curly hair and I'm mighty fine! You don't deserve a Patton on the head, you need a slap! I'm the Natives to your Bighorn, so have a nice day, chap
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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