Finn vs Dipper Pines is the second installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the second installment of Season 1. It was released on March 1, 2013. It features adventurer, Finn the Human, rapping against Mystery Solver, Dipper Pines.
It’s time to solve a mystery of you’re noodle arms,
Are you’re trying to get you’re own brother harmed?
You’re hat looks like a bunny who’s really dumb,
My sister made a sweater for you, made out of Princess Bubblegum.
Adventure Time? it’s already noon,
If anyone in the Land of Ooo is a joke, it’s probably you.
This is Gravity Falls, guess what? you fell,
if i could say that you got kidnaped, i can’t even tell.
My hat looks like a normal one, yours looks fucking weird,
I’m still wondering, are you and Jake queer?
You smell like pork chops and bacon grease,
My sister’s pig will give you a disease.
What time is it? Adventure Time,
You’re book is full of glob, now go and get better rhymes.
You are not mathematical like the Lich,
If you’re 12 years old, couldn’t your voice get the right pitch?
You are always wrong, to rhyme in this song,
Where is you’re Mom and Dad? that's right they're gone.
Why is you’re book always upon
you’re hat, you’re dress, you’re underwear, GET ALONG!I
would put you and mabel in the blendy,
while i go on a wild adventure with Wendy,
How about you taste Jake’s poisonous spaghetti,
Ready for round 2? are you ready?
Who wants a lamby? I do! I do!
But if you never say where you came from, you will be sued,
Oh, you think that you will scare me? even Mabel says,
Uhhhh.... what? Mabel, away!
Watch you’re back cause you will be globbed,
Everytime you get rejected, You always sob
while listening to Disco Girl, seriously? wow.
One more rhyme to finish this rap battle, Shmozow!