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Nightcrawler vs Nightwing THE RAP BATTLE-002:18

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Nightcrawler VS Nightwing
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The 39th installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon History. It features X-Men's teleporting mutant Nightcrawler rapping against Batman's ex-sidekick, Nightwing. It was released March 14th, 2014.

CastEdit

Vic Porter as Nightcrawler and Nightwing

LyricsEdit

Nightcrawler:Edit

It's the ruler of the night, shadow of the Marvel universe,

So try to keep up, while I'm teleporting through this verse!

A mutant, so I'm working with superhuman agility,

While swinging on a rope is the greatest of your abilities!

Wait, you used to be a bird, right? Ah, how very masculine,

Ashamed of your identity, though, judging from the mask you're in!

A wannabe Spiderman, but you're simply Dick,

A little lost puppy, I'll call you The Nightbitch!

Nightwing:Edit

Alright, first things first, Kurt. Man to "X-Man",

You're mouthing off to Grayson? I'll give you the backhand,

You're calling me a puppy, but you're the one with paws,

Are you related to the flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz?

I don't just swing on ropes, nah, I'm highly acrobatic,

Your teleporting style is nothing more than sporatic,

Someone get this cat a sandwhich, he's looking paper thin,

They put a DC heavy hitter versus a Marvel slim jim!

Nightcrawler:Edit

Hail Mary full of grace, but I must smite this heathen,

I tried to turn the other cheek, but he's given me a reason,

I see the bleakness, and murder's my weakness,

Prepare yourself, Robin, it's bird-hunting season!

But I guess it's far to late for preparations,

Since somebody already killed off the other Flying Graysons!

Last thing you see is yellow, look deep into my isis,

I represent your true Infinite Crisis!

Nightwing:Edit

Robin died long ago, along with my patience,

I'll freestyle your death, I don't need to preparations,

You'll always be a circus clown, a blue jack in the box,

And you're a true "Ex-Man", they cut off your blue rocks!

All jokes aside though, I bet it's got you feeling flat,

Don't worry, I'll satisfy Marvel Girl and Shadow Cat!

Calling me a bird, but you're the one who's singing swan songs,

Crawl back into the sewer you undoubtably came from!

Who Won?
 
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The poll was created at 23:59 on June 12, 2014, and so far 8 people voted.

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