|Smash Bros Royale|
The 30th installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon History. It features a free-for-all between Dreamland's Kirby, Mushroom Kingdom's Mario, the robot Megaman, the ape Donkey Kong, Metroid's Samus, Hyrule's Link, and Star Fox's Fox McCloud for a battle of the Super Smash Bros. It was uploaded August 9th, 2013.
Vic as Kirby, Mario, Mega Man, Donkey Kong, Samus Aran, Link, and Fox McCloud
This is a Super Smash Brawl, and a Free-For-All!
It's where the strong will rise, and the weak will fall!
There's only ever one winner, and that's how the story goes,
So either put up, or shut up, because it's Super Smash Bros!
Alright, steppin' up to bat, don't call me fat, just Kirby!
Dreamland's heavy hitter, fire spitter, yeah you heard me!
My flow is industructable, don't ever try to break it,
I like that move you did, I think i'll breathe you in and take it!
It's a Mario! 'Bout to go insane, my threads aren't red, these are blood stains!
I suggest for your protection, heading back from where you came!
I'm the best to ever do it son, end of discussion!
You disagree with me, and get a Mushroom Concussion!
Make way for a legend, a true mega master
Say "Hi" to Mega buster, my energy cannon blaster!
In over 50 games inover 25 years,
That means I'll outlast, and I'll outblast, and I'll leave your ass in tears!
Wait a minute, this is Donkey Kong's Country!
King of the Jungle, and you're just a bunch of flunkies!
In and outta barrels man, I'm really going Ape-shit,
Stomping bitches out since my Pops was in 8-Bit!
It's the Intergalactic bounty hunter coming for the loot,
Killer moves, killer looks, just peep my Zero-Suit!
Chozo DNA, and it's coursing through my veins!
Step against the Power Suit, and you'll regret you ever came!
Alright, the Multi-Incarnate, Hylian, Master of weapons,
Is making a thrid apperence, I couldn't leave you with seconds!
So bow down to the champ, let your last heart fade,
'Cause I slice my comp' in half and "HIIIYA!" them off the stage!
Alright, it's Fox McCloud, from Sector Z and proud!
I'll blast these bitches to pieces before I jet from town!
I'll show this line-up of losers who's really steering this ship,
And get 'em ALL prepared for their final trip!
New Challenger Arriving! Yeah, we're gonna SMASH YA!
You better watch your timing! Yo, we're gonna SMASH YA!
You're never gonna beat me! Yeah, we're gonna SMASH YA!
I'll Drop Ya' with a DOWN+B! Ya KNOW we're gonna SMASH YA!