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Dante VS Kratos
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KRATOS VS DANTE THE RAP BATTLE02:44

KRATOS VS DANTE THE RAP BATTLE

The 27th installment of Epic Cartoon Rap Battles of History. It features Devil May Cry demon slayer, Dante against Greek God killer, Kratos. It was released June 6th, 2013.

 LyricsEdit

Dante:Edit

Speak of the Devil! It's the mercenary, specializing,

With the cases dealing with the paranormal, step aside!

Just opened up shop on your bitch ass, so here's your chance,

But someone, for the love of God, get this guy a pair of pants!

I'm of demonic heritage, your life is being Repo'd,

Like Ebony and Ivory, I never need a reload!

Got a verbal ass kicking, that i'm about to make you suffer,

And when I lay you down to rest, just know I did it for my mother!

Kratos:Edit

What's a demon to a demigod? Give me a challenge!

'Cause little orphan Anne here's is a waste of my talents!

I've battle from on high, I've tested immortality,

You winning in a fight or on the mic is not reality!

My name echos boldly all throghout the ages,

And you're a second rate for hire, in the local Yellow Pages!

I'm a legandary warrior! Won't break a sweat to beat ya',

My delivery is fresher than the olives on your pizza!

This silver haired showboat is more like a bad joke,

I'll make him bleed the same shade of red as his trenchcoat!

You'd better have your pistols ready for when Kratos drops by,

Or i'll take away your life and rename your game Devil May Die!

Dante:Edit

Alright you've hit the Devil Trigger, so it's time to make you pay!

Of your wife or your daughter, which was easiest to slay?

I'm driven by revenge while your guilty sentance haunts you,

I'll treat you like my targets son, I'll kill you and I'll taunt you!

My Pops was a Demon Knight, I'm the Son of Sparda,

So I think it's only right I exercise the Ghost of Sparta!

You say that you're a legand, but my feats will never die!

I'll see no tears in the end bitch, 'cause Devils Never Cry!

Kratos:Edit

Don't speak of the fallen, you're ignorant and cynical,

You failed your only brother ho, and you two were identical!

I fight the demons of my past, it's true, I never hide it,

Kill a demon on the mic? I say don't knock it 'till you tried it!

Chaos Blades turning all the Gods into dust,

So you'll barley quinch the thirst of my Spartan bloodlust!

Because I've been to Hell and back, standing face to face with Hades,

So excuse me if I'm laughing off this silver Slim Shady!

Who Won?
 
23
 
16
 

The poll was created at 03:39 on June 7, 2013, and so far 39 people voted.

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