|Thor VS Raiden|
The 24th installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon History. It features Marvel's Asgardian, Thor against the God of Earthrealm, Raiden, in a battle of the Gods of Thunder. It was uploaded May 2nd, 2013.
It's the mighty son of Odin, please show me my opponent!
I combat for fun, I wish somebody would've told him!
They wouldn't let the REAL God of Thunder in your tournament,
'Cause i'd decorate your corpse, and then display you like an ornament!
And I heard you know Jujitsu,
But that's still like a pitbull goin' up against a shih tzu!
I'll smash you into pieces 'cause my flow is like my weapon,
Warhammer on the beat, your chopsticks are stuck in second!
Halt... to you it's Lord Raiden,
Earth's starting center, first game that I played in!
An elemental elder, my mind works in eternity,
To battle me in wit would mean the pit or the infirmary!
For you my friend, I must comend, your bravery and courage,
You're Goldie Locks, i'll have you on the side with my porridge!
From the looks of it, you need to grab a book and leave behind the gym,
You'll know it's lights out when you hear them yell FINISH HIM!
It's the silver aged Avenger, time to insulate this lightning mage!
You should have brought your back up crew, Sonya Blade or Johnny Cage!
Asgard's finest, just ask my brother Loki,
I'll end you like i'm Shao Kahn, and smoke you like a stogie!
Etherial energy, AND immortality!
I can't be beaten, that's just the reality!
Wisdom, strategy, sacrifice,
Also electric on the mic!
Mjolnir? Just leave it here, there's going to be a casualty,
Get this man a stretcher, 'cause that verse was a Fatality!