|The Flash VS The Hulk|
The 18th installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon History. It features Marvel's rage-induced Hulk against The superhuman speeder Flash. It was uploaded January 23rd, 2013.
Let me apologize, for ruthlessly beating you into a pulp,
A green gob on the side of the road, I'll pause for a moment and let you catch up,
The Flash, The Fastest, The blur get your glasses,
Your girl simply knows me as Mr. Fantastic!
Violating and breaking the laws of physics, and anti-gravity,
I got super speed, I got super wit, You Hulk Smash? I'll smash the beat!
The most decorated hot shot that's comin' around,
Tell me, how's it feel to get your ass kicked at the speed of sound?
I like the red leotard, I really must confess,
Is that the secret of your speed, dressing like a unisex?
Call me Dr. Banner, i'll beat you as a physicist,
I'll heat you like a Gamma bomb, I'm deadly as a lyricist!
Interrupting my research to take on a has-been..
The slope of your career looks like a mountain up in Aspen,
Listen Wally, you really don't want this,
You think I'm angry now? Well the other guy is ruthless!
Alright nerd, you asked for it...
My flow is unreachable, swag is unteachable,
Wanna get near me? My castle's unbreachable!
Gamma my ass! You're coming in last!
The Loser-Elect, and that's not impeachable,
Hate on my clothes, but that's the least of your troubles,
How'd you get all that elastic in those purple nut huggers?
HULK SMASH, HULK ANGRY,
LITTLE RED PANSY BITCH BOY TRY TO PLAY ME?
YOU FAST? HULK STRONGER!
FLASH JUST MAD 'CUZ MY HULK STICK LONGER!