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Hank Hill vs Duck Dynasty
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Hank Hill vs Duck Dynasty - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 302:11

Hank Hill vs Duck Dynasty - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 3

Hank Hill vs Duck Dynasty is the 46th battle of ERBParodies. It is the battle of the rednecks featuring Hank Hill, from cartoon television series "King of the Hill", against Willie and Si Robertson, from Reality television series "Duck Dynasty". It was released on June 29, 2014.

Cast Edit

RLYoshi as Willie Robertson (audio)

Justin Buckner as Willie Robertson (video)

Nathan Provost as Si Robertson  

Justin Buckner as Hank Hill (audio)

Froggy as Hank Hill (video)

SuperThingsOnCups as Bobby Hill


Lyrics Edit

Willie:

It's time to Dine with the Dynasty! You're facing Willie and Si!

Don't you dare complain, Hank, you'll have to Dale with it this time

Quit kidding, man, you sell cocaine and cocaine accessories,

Here's Redneck Rule #1: Learn to never mess with me


Si:

It's a fact, Jack, we'll double team to spit hard at you,

I've eaten 'coon crap that tasted better than your barbeque,

It doesn't take a Boggle tournament just to know that we beat ya

Your chances of winning are as narrow as your urethra


Hank:

Willie, you giblet head, you're really out of luck

You think you can rap against me? You can't even talk to your ducks

Don't talk about my urethra, BWAH! I'm gonna kick your ass

I'm the king, and you'll feel the pro-pain that I bring at last

I'm not saying you're not good at rapping, I'm just saying I'm better

If you werent my enemies I'd slap you, making your sunburn redder

Who'd want to watch a dumb show about redneck ex-drug users?

With the head of the family being a homophobic, teen-marrying, LOSER!


Willie:

We'll shoot you down like Duck Hunter, so prepare to fall under

Spitting Duck Call after Duck Call, your friends will drop by the numbers

Si:

Hey, hey, hey, we'll push this king off of his hill

Our rhymes are cooler than my iced tea, so prepare to feel a chill

Willie:

We'll call you out like a Duck Commander, so listen when we wreck this

Si:

Lemme tell you the story about how we kicked Hank's ass out of Texas

Willie:

I don't want to hear a quack, so just shut your trap, dude!

Both:

The truth is, we'd buy from Fatherton before ever visiting you


Bobby:

Let go of my purse! I don't even know you! *kicks one of them in the balls*

Hank:

Your verses are more crap, than what Bobby listens to.

Now listen, to be fishes you have to think like fishes

So that means to beat you two, we have to think like little bitches

How nerve wrecking that these sell-outs are trying to fight me,

when the fact is Walmart is reason they make their money

You guys have put me down less than Si puts down his cup

So now it's time to celebrate with an Alamo beer, yep

Poll Edit

Who won?
 
5
 
4
 

The poll was created at 13:16 on July 6, 2014, and so far 9 people voted.

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