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Beavis & Butt-Head vs Lewis & Clark - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 302:58

Beavis & Butt-Head vs Lewis & Clark - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 3

Lewis and Clark VS Beavis and Butt-head
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The 41st installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features American explorers, Lewis and Clark, rapping against the MTV show duo, Beavis and Butt-head. It was released May 7th, 2014.

CastEdit

Justin Buckner as Meriweather Lewis

Zander Kanack as William Clark

Nathan Provost as Butt-head

Froggy as Beavis (Video)

Stofferex as Beavis (Audio)

B-Lo Lorbes as Sacajawea

Frenzy as Stewart Stevenson

LyricsEdit

Meriweather Lewis:Edit

Ah, Clark, we'll have to take a break on this expedition,

There are two foolish buffoons here that we must start dissing!

They have an unbelievable use of hair-product in store,

No more prattle in this battle, they'll be begging for more!

William Clark:Edit

  • Ahem

Lewis, this'll be a joyous halt to our search,

Beating these two teens who are worth nothing on this Earth!

It's clear to me, with their unintellegence, they've been abused!

With perverted toilet jokes, they both seem to get quite amused!

Butt-head:Edit

Hey Beavis, uhh, let's kick these buttmunches' asses,

Your story sucks more than Mr. Van Driessen's classes,

To Mr. Meriweather Lewis: Yeah, I thought you oughta know,

How about I snatch Sacajawea and shove my finger up her bunghole?

Beavis:Edit

Hey Butt-head! Like, what the hell are these ass goblins doing here?

Jew-piss and Shart? Nyek! They sound like queers!

You dillwads don't even have a reason to gloat!

Just leave this battle and go back to your bug-infested boat!

Meriweather Lewis:Edit

One, two, three, Mississippi times diminishing!

They don't realize that Lewis and Clark aren't close to finishing!

William Clark:Edit

Butt-head and Beavis, just leave us, or lyrically pounds will get you down,

You can't hurt us, you've got no adult supervision around!

Meriweather Lewis:Edit

You got no sex appeal, and will surely squeal!

We're the ones who Did America, you're not even real!

William Clark:Edit

Go back to school, it's clear we rule and we're gonna leave you hurt,

Hell, the only person that likes you is that fat kid, Stewart!

Butt-head:Edit

Uhh... you guys are homos, like, you'll never have sex,

Uhuhuhuhuh, I said "sex", you guys are just wrecks!

Beavis:Edit

You turd-burglars suck! We can't even bare ya'!

You're more annoying than the buttmunch girl, Daria!

Butt-head:Edit

Uh, all you do is have sex with an Indian bungwipe,

While me and Beavis did America, hell yeah, damn right!

Beavis:Edit

My name is Beaviszilla, 'cause I'm going to rip you in half!

Your rhymes make me cry worse than that onion crap!

Meriweather Lewis:Edit

You two are the ugliest creatures we've ever seen!

William Clark:Edit

How dumb can you be? You dressed as yourselves for Halloween!

Meriweather Lewis:Edit

Clean clothes and an IQ are something you certainly lack!

William Clark:Edit

Your faces are so ugly, you gave your principal a heart attack!

Meriweather Lewis:Edit

My name is Meriweather Lewis!

William Clark:Edit

And my name is William Clark!

At least I can get a wife, Mrs. Julia Hancock!

Beavis and Butt-head:Edit

  • Snickering

William Clark:Edit

Shut up.

Beavis and Butt-head:Edit

  • Snickering

William Clark:Edit

Shut.... up!

Butt-head:Edit

Uhuhuh, you said "cock"

William Clark:Edit

Shut UP!

Beavis and Butt-head:Edit

  • Snickering

William Clark:Edit

SHUT UP!

Beavis:Edit

Hey fart-knockers, we broke TV ratings, but who's counting?

Butt-head:Edit

I bet you let Nine Young Men ride your Rocky Mountains!

We're the kings of MTV, so it's best you just hush!

Now let's see what happens when Beavis gets a sugar rush!

Beavis:Edit

Oooh, I'm about to get hyper! I think i'm gonna transform!

To the Great Mighty Cornholio! We're gonna score!

  • Transforms into Cornholio

Straight from Lake Titicaca, with this shirt on my head!

These rhymes shoot out harder than the bullets made of lead!

I'm the Great Cornholio, why don't you rap to that?

You two Dora the Explorers don't know jack!

You're bungholes, I'm the greatest, and that's a fact!

Shove this TP up your ass! ... Nyek, "ass"!

Who Won?
 
1
 
8
 

The poll was created at 00:50 on May 19, 2014, and so far 9 people voted.

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