|Niko Bellic VS John Marston|
I am the baddest of the bad in Liberty City,
You're a drunken cowboy, whose cousin dosen't like titties,
I can ride in my motorcycles, and my mega-sports cars,
Massacring hospitals, while you can only shoot up bars,
When you get home, your wife smacks you in the face,
I can get a million girlfriends with my online dates!
- Beat stops
Cousin, let's go bowling!
For the LAST TIME I DON'T WANT TO GO BOWLING!!
Go back to Europe, you foreign prick,
Or I will mess up your life like I did Van Der Linde's,
I'll stomp you with my boots like a do with cockroaches,
Go back to your little taxis, i'll relax in the stagecoach,
The Tw@ Cafe is the only twat you'll ever get..
So here's one dollar, go ahead in!
You can't drive a car or even a bicycle,
Let alone four horses on a wagon doin' a pull.
Cluckin' Bell, Burger Shot, why don't you have both?
When the church bell rung you got shot? What a joke!
For God's sake, you can't even swim, what the hell man?
Your son Jack's a little pussy, can't even skin a damn elk..
Nobody likes you, you got betrayed,
Don't open the barn door, you'll get sprayed..
Stand over there, let's have a duel,
You can't handle a gun man, go back to school,
And your Roman Bellic? He's a damn retard,
24/7 he's always in the titty bar,
Doesen't matter though, I won this battle,
Continue being poor, I'll just ride my Saddler!
- This in the second battle (in Epic Rap Battle Parodies) to feature two video-game characters rapping against each other. The first being Epic Rap Battle Parodies 1
- This is the first rap battle to feature a cameo
- This is the first battle to have a beat an actual ERB has as well. This does not happen again until M. Night. Shyamalan vs Ed Wood and Stephen King vs Edgar Allen Poe.