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John Marston vs Niko Bellic - Epic Rap Battle Parodies

Niko Bellic VS John Marston
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The 3rd installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features Red Dead Redemption's cowboy John Marston against Grand Theft Auto's criminal Niko Bellic. It was uploaded January 15th, 2013.

Cast:Edit

Nathan Provost as Niko Bellic

Justin Buckner as John Marston and Roman Bellic

Lyrics:Edit

Niko Bellic:Edit

I am the baddest of the bad in Liberty City,

You're a drunken cowboy, whose cousin dosen't like titties,

I can ride in my motorcycles, and my mega-sports cars,

Massacring hospitals, while you can only shoot up bars,

When you get home, your wife smacks you in the face,

I can get a million girlfriends with my online dates!

  • Beat stops

Hello?

Roman Bellic:Edit

Cousin, let's go bowling!

Niko Bellic:Edit

For the LAST TIME I DON'T WANT TO GO BOWLING!!

John Marston:Edit

Go back to Europe, you foreign prick,

Or I will mess up your life like I did Van Der Linde's,

I'll stomp you with my boots like a do with cockroaches,

Go back to your little taxis, i'll relax in the stagecoach,

The Tw@ Cafe is the only twat you'll ever get..

So here's one dollar, go ahead in!

You can't drive a car or even a bicycle,

Let alone four horses on a wagon doin' a pull.

Niko Bellic:Edit

Cluckin' Bell, Burger Shot, why don't you have both?

When the church bell rung you got shot? What a joke!

For God's sake, you can't even swim, what the hell man?

Your son Jack's a little pussy, can't even skin a damn elk..

Nobody likes you, you got betrayed,

Don't open the barn door, you'll get sprayed..

John Marston:Edit

Stand over there, let's have a duel,

You can't handle a gun man, go back to school,

And your Roman Bellic? He's a damn retard,

24/7 he's always in the titty bar,

Doesen't matter though, I won this battle,

Continue being poor, I'll just ride my Saddler!

Trivia:Edit

  • This is the first rap battle to feature a cameo
  • This is the first battle to have a beat an actual ERB has as well. This does not happen again until M. Night. Shyamalan vs Ed Wood and Stephen King vs Edgar Allen Poe.
Who Won?
 
12
 
3
 

The poll was created at 03:11 on February 25, 2013, and so far 15 people voted.

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