|Rob Dyrdek VS Bam Margera|
Hunter Tolliver as Rob Dyrdek
Mat4yo as Bam Margera
You better skake away, I'm filled with Monster Energy!
You're nothing compared to me, I'm the star of MTV!
I've got the best kickflips and tricks you've ever seen!
I run Ridiculous business since I was sixteen!
With all that crazy shit you do, I'm wondering how,
This crazy man's testicles aren't gone by now!
I'm Street League skateboarding, while you're trying to get killed,
You gotta be untalented if THAT'S how you make the bills!
Welcome to my castle, bitch! I'll send you to the dungeon!
I'm a skater, dare devil, director, you're nothing!
I'm gonna Knoxville you out (BAM!) Call me Emerill bitch!
Heated Rhymes enough to fry and serve your ass on a dish!
I'm a raw author, serious as dog dirt,
You're a skater made famous by YouTube adverts!
You're a gimmick, quit it with the tricks and shit,
I'm sure Rob and Big was not inspired by your Dyr-Dick!
Welcome to my Fantasy Factory, bitch! Knock Knock!
I'm sure "Wee Man" is just another name for your cock!
By the end of this rap battle, you'll be Viva-La-FUCKED!
Go back to TV, all the Indie Films you made sucked!
Damn bitch, please! I got Tony Hawk at my knees!
Bam, lick these, let's see how daring you can be!
Maybe you'll live past forty if you grow up and stop!
Get the fuck out! You're Dunn, call this a verbal kayak drop!
Enough with you Robert, your raps are Ridiculousness!
I'm gonna kick-flip this bitch! Leaving you in stiches!
My stunts and my tricks won me the love of the nation!
Grab your skakeboard and get out, 'cause this is World Domination!
Surrender your ass and join my Unholy Union!
My Jackass is invinicble! I'm super human!
You're pop shoved, this battle's done, so stop,
Throw down your pads, and shove them right up your crotch!