|Ash Ketchum VS Gary Oak|
I'm the true Pokemon master, all you do is play with balls,
Just take a seat Ash, i'll teach you how to catch 'em all!
I'm a prodigy from Pallet Town, you're just a Special Ed,
And it takes more than a generation to see Misty in your bed!
I'mma cap your ass like a Ratatat, flame on like a Vulpix,
I'll send out Hitmonlee to give your ass a million kicks!
What's the matter Ashy-Boy? You want healing from Nurse Joy?
Ass Ketchup, mess with MY Pokemon, you're sure to get destroyed!
I'll serve you a handheld defeat that will fit in your pocket,
Don't let your ego blast off even more than Team Rocket!
My Pops was a professor, so I've got all the knowlage I need,
I'll be rising up while you're smoking Bulbasaur weed!
I'm the very best, I'm banging on my chest,
Like a Ferrow going Apeshit, it's time for the real test!
I'm Magestic like Ho-Oh, I spit hot and gold,
I'm like a Blastoise, because I have lyrical water flow!
I'mma beat you so hard, you won't be using healing berrys,
I mean, you're as much homosexual as a dancing Clefairy!
You're forgetting that the entire anime revolves around me!
Soon as we hit Sinnoh, that's the last time you're ever seen!
Stop being so Gloom, you're acting like a Slowbro,
You're a rip-off of Yugi, hell maybe even more homo!
My disses just evolved, teach you to mess with my crew,
And you wonder who the REAL master is? I Don't Choose You!
You're identified as a Wannabe Champion in my Pokedex,
You've been surrounded by girls, yet you still haven't had sex?
Now listen here Ash, time for the Ultimate Burn,
Magikarp is the name that you deserve to earn!
I got an army of leaders, come fight me and my crew!
Trap you with my rhymes like a Master Ball, feel the hate?
That's 'cause you're too busy substituting the "Ball" with "Bate"!
Don't be hating on my love life, here, i'll make your's just darken!
I bet when you whipped out your Metapod, it didn't use harden!
That's the end of it, let's roll the credits theme song,
"Gotta Catch 'em all, gotta kick your ass, Po-Ke-Mon!"