|Enderman VS Slenderman|
I see you've joined my server, so get ready for pain,
Your white face and black suit have gone and picked the wrong game!
I've had it with you Slendy, stop don't talk!
Watch me tair your woods apart, block by block!
I'll take Steve's diamond sword and chop off your arms,
You're just a staticy mess who dosen't cause harm,
My land is infinite, there's just a forest in your world,
Stop placing 8 Pages, come lick my Ender Pearls!
You fruity, glowing faggot, let me show you the ropes.
Come find me in my lair, grab my pages, wish for hope,
That you won't get buttraped by flailing tentacles,
I'll crush you into pieces, turn you into minerals,
I'm making boys and girls piss themselves in fear,
All YOU can do is move a block over here,
I won't lick your Ender Pearls, i'll just rip them straight off,
You don't even NEED to exist, you damn rip-off!
You're just dancing in your forest in formal attire,
Want to see real fear? Come step on this tripwire,
I'll take you down a Notch, don't tread on my biome,
I'll remove you like Herobrine, 'cause this is my home!
I've got zombies, creepers, and dragons in my band,
You think you're tough as a diamond, but i'll dig through you like sand,
Stop acting so brave, there's no need to pretend,
You messed with me, now welcome to The End!
Water and rain, really? THAT'S your biggest fear?
Don't need to run, I can teleport anywhere near,
Your suit is just black latex, mixed with fabric,
If you get in my face again, watch your screen static,
I'm as tough as a diamond, you're just a dust particle,
I'll stand and watch you sleep from a very far mile,
Take your little block of things, you're getting kicked out,
I'll Linda Blaire your ass, show you what scary's all about!
Epic Rap Battle ParodiesEdit
- This is the first appearance of RLYoshi.
- This is the fourth rap battle featuring two video-game characters against each other (counting Slenderman in 'Slender: 8 pages' and Enderman as a Minecraft mob). The first being Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps, the second being Niko Bellic vs John Marston and the third one being The Merchant vs The Happy Mask Salesman.