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Marcus Licinius Crassus VS Nelson Mandela
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Nelson Mandela vs Marcus Licinius Crassus. Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 70

The 70th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features rich Roman general, Marcus Licinius Crassus, rapping against South African president, Nelson Mandela. It was uploaded May 23rd, 2014.

CastEdit

Jacob S. as Julius Caesar

Ivo Hora as Fidel Castro

Stofferex as Marcus Licinius Crassus

Mat4yo as Nelson Mandela

LyricsEdit

Marcus Licinius Crassus:Edit

Crassus is here, and he's one angry fella!

I wiped the floor with Spartacus, you're next Mandela!

You've got a Nobel Peace Prize, but that's not going to help,

For this is a war! Prepare to fail faster than your health!

You were the president of your country? That's not impressive, no,

In case you forgot, I practically owned all of Rome!

Now it's your turn, bastard! Go ahead and make me laugh,

And then prepare to feel segregated when I slice you in half!

Nelson Mandela:Edit

We know what happened with Spartacus, you went to the Senate,

Cried for help, then Pompey won, yet you want the credit,

I'll cream you like Ariamnes, and won't that be fun?

You've got seven thousand talents, but rapping isn't one,

So what's your plan of action? Hide in that cave again?

Or cower behind your so-called best friends?

When you're alone facing me, there isn't much you can do,

You'd need your two thousand men, give or take a few.

Marcus Licinius Crassus:Edit

I'd cut the crap if I were you! Don't spit another verse, son!

Or you'll be given a funeral with a worse signer than the first one!

You were such an awful student, you constantly dropped out!

And how many times have you been busted? I'm not sure that I can count!

You don't really want to bring this downfall upon yourself,

I spit rhymes of pure gold, my skill exceeds my wealth!

You had the chance to quit, now this'll end in global sadness,

Breaking News! Nelson Mandela gets his ass beat by Crassus!

Nelson Mandela:Edit

My legacy is something to which you can't amount,

And you've got this all wrong, what's gold is your mouth!

You're the cause of your son's death, so let's be real,

It's clear you'll never know how being honorable feels!

My rhymes pierce like a spear through this Roman,

You're getting drowned, I've got more flow than an ocean!

Call this Mandela Day, 'cause in this rap I'm commanding, 

Yes, you got an ovation, but mine was standing!

Who Won?
 
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The poll was created at 23:17 on June 6, 2014, and so far 1 people voted.

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