| Crazy Horse VS Pancho Villa | |
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The 66th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features Chief of the Sioux Tribe, Crazy Horse, rapping against Mexican general Pancho Villa. It was released April 25th, 2014.
Cast[]
Jacob S. as Crazy Horse
Ivo Hora as Pancho Villa
Lyrics[]
Crazy Horse:[]
I'm about to leave your men shocked and standing in awe,
Get ready to run from me faster than you ran from the law!
Better grab an umbrella, I'll make it lyrically rain,
But it won't be water falling down, it'll be bits of your brain!
I'm uncommonly able, see, you must know that I'm better, man
I'll stomp you out harder than I did to Captain Fetterman,
So bring your whole army and watch me send them all to Hell,
How can you be a meat salesman when you don't have meat to sell?
Pancho Villa:[]
You need to tone it down, kid, your ego's much too big,
The only way you'd make it rain is if you danced the jig!
Want me to bring my men? It seems intellegence isn't your forte,
'Cause you'd be batshit to fuck with the la Division del Norte!
Just surrender again, coward! You know I'll be the champ,
And you're hardly worth more than your thirteen cent stamp!
I'm remembered as a hero, you're nothing in comparrison,
Don't speak another word, or this is going to be embarrassing!
Crazy Horse:[]
You don't stand a chance, cowboy, get off of my land,
I'm the better man, I gave Custer his Last Stand!
You'll get gunned down again, Mr. Twenty Six Wives,
'Cause when you face Crazy Horse, you're just going to die,
Don't say I'm worth nothing, that's absolutly bogus,
I'll whip you up, down, left, right, bitch, I'm ferocious!
You're just a weakling with a gun, it's quite clear that I'm the victor,
Hey, it's not my fault you don't know how to look after your sister!
Pancho Villa:[]
I'll end you, pendejo, and I won't make is hasty!
Horse? How about Donkey? 'Cause your Ass is Crazy!
Come on man, I don't see why you think you're so hot!
You stole a few horses, and that's all I got!
I'm one of the best bandits in history, facing me is just loco!
Why don't you make yourself useful for once, and take my photo?
See, everyone must remember this, it's of great import,
The Centaur of the North brutally slaughters Crazy Horse!