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The 64th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features Greek physician Hippocrates rapping against Flemish anatomist Andreas Vesalius. It was released April 11th, 2014.
Cast[]
Ivo Hora as Andreas Vesalius
Mat4yo as Hippocrates
Lyrics[]
Andreas Vesalius:[]
What a great time to chat, I've just written a book you see,
It's called "De Fabricae ineptus notus ut Hippocrates"!
You say you're so keen on reasoning, but you're missing on thing,
You're a peasant on this rap field, and Andreas is the king,
Now it's time for you to taste your own medicine you old brute,
Besides garbage and shame, what do you have to contribute?
Your practice is whack, didn't you even take your own Oath?
Somebody hand me a scalpel so I can slit this jerk's throat!
Hippocrates:[]
In the name of hip hop, Hippocrates will make you drop,
I could start a fire right here on the ground, my flow is so hot!
I'm a revolutionary scientist, and sadly you're not,
Just a lowly psychopath looking for some bodies to chop!
You've been acused of murder once, I'd really watch if I were you,
I'll strike you down with rhymes! Hell, I'll bring a thunderstorm too!
You're not the better man 'cause you worked on the Imperial Court,
If it weren't for me, you'd still be praying to God for a cure!
Andreas Vesalius:[]
I wouldn't act so smart, Hippo, in your knowledge, there's a gape,
It took me to tell everyone that humans have different anatomies than apes!
My disses are sick, careful, you might get an infection,
When I cut you up with disses, call it lyrical dissection!
Just face it, you're ancient, all your knowledge is now just shit,
And I diagnose you to be the biggest bitch to ever exist!
How ashamed of your own life can you be? I mean, damn!
Well let me send you right back to irrelevancy with one slap of my hand!
Hippocrates:[]
I'd be slightly embarrassed if I were you and you were me,
I mean, you're getting beat by someone from 400 BC!
I made such a big impact on medicine, no bigger on could be made,
Except on, in the form of my fist hitting your face!
You're a weasel, Van Wezel, who can't decide on a name,
I'm the greatest physician to live, I'm at the center of fame!
Just grow a pair, Vesalius, 'cause you're completely helpless,
You didn't have the guts to battle me, so you took everyone elses!