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Vincent Van Gogh vs Picasso. Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 5


Vincent Van Gogh VS Pablo Picasso
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The 5th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It has surreal artist, Pablo Picasso versus creator of the "Starry Night" Vincent Van Gogh. It was released January 8th, 2013.


Jacob S. as Vincent Van Gogh and Pablo Picasso


Vincent Van Gogh:Edit

This old clown's about to get taken down by a pro,

I'm the one-eared wonder, you're a blunder you ancient old crow!

No one will buy those paintings, they're just worthless pieces of crap,

You can't draw, you can't sculpt, you can't paint, you can't rap!

I'm dangerous, i'm on a rap attack, so watch your back!

What's with your lips? Busy kissing Lenin's ass? You communist jack!

It looks like you got a three year old to do all of your work,

'Cause this shit you call "Cubism" is just plain berserk!

Pablo Picasso:Edit

My rhymes are sneaking up on you like a Snake in the Grass,

It's time to paint "Still life of Picasso kicking Van Gogh's Ass"!

It's obvious Vincent, that you're not bright, shuddering in fright,

I'll defeat you on this here Starry Night!

With that hole in the side of your face, i'm not even sure if you can hear me,

I might as well up and go, I don't want you anywhere near me!

You look impressed, you never would've guess I could rap so fast,

You're an impatient little bastard, but your time has come at last!

Vincent Van Gogh:Edit

You'll be lucky if you come out of this battle in one piece!

I'm beating you worse then I did Monet, Da Vinci, and Matisse!

I got rapping power, you're weak as a sunflower, you wuss!

Those Three Musicians? They're singing about how your raps are sour puss!

Pablo Picasso:Edit

I feel offended that you won't even try to rap good for me,

You're so insecure with yourself, you won't even paint nudity!

And most people in my paintings are better looking than you,

Your raps are so sad, it's like a Blue Period part two, now shoo!

Who Won?

The poll was created at 19:06 on June 4, 2013, and so far 6 people voted.

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