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The 42nd installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features Hungarian escape artist, Harry Houdini, against famous circus showmen P.T Barnum and James Bailey. It was released on October 3rd, 2013.
Cast:[]
Salvadore Mancha as P.T Barnum
Jacob S. as James Bailey
Zander Kanack as Harry Houdini
Lyrics:[]
P.T Barnum in Italics, James Bailey in Bold
Barnum and Bailey:[]
The audience is ready to go, so let the lights dim low,
Ladies and Gentlemen, let me tell you, you're in for a show!
We'll smack this hack left and right, Because bitch, you're worthless!
You don't belong out in the streets! You belong in our circus!
Your entertainment is tasteless, Don't start a fight, You won't win it!
As P.T likes to say: There's a sucker born every minute!
You want to talk trash? Well can it! Our rhymes are harder than granite!
Come down to Barnum and Bailey's, the greatest showmen on the planet!
Harry Houdini:[]
Who the hell are you to go up against the great Harry Houdini?
I'll defeat these two pussies spitting mysticlly like a genie!
'Cause this MC is about to make these clowns feel weary!
I'll saw you in half, tie you in chains, you two will never beat me!
PETA's at your front door, motherfuckers, knock knock!
You only got success from sucking Ringling's clown cocks!
For most boring ringmasters, you guys clearly take the cake,
Whereas my tricks make you wonder if magic really is fake!
Barnum and Bailey:[]
Is that the case, James? Is he a real magician?
Or is he making it seem this way because he's mentally deficiant?
Well that handcuff trick made lots of people thing he oughta be,
But I heard his wife slipped him the key in a glass of water, see!
Who likes fears and magic when we can bring joy and mirth?
And why the hell are you trying to mess, With the Greatest Show on Earth?
You got a bit riddikulus, witch, Those seances were frayed!
You know, it wasen't very Weiss for you to fight us today!
Harry Houdini:[]
Now you have just witnessed a truely horrendous act,
Circus performers trying to rap, no talent found, and that's a fact!
They only jack eachother off in the back of the tent,
And whip each other's asses harder than they whip the elephants!
Your spectacle is dissectible, I'm skeptical of the circumspect,
Endeavors of these colorful incestiful homosexuals!
Now watch this, I can defeat you with one simple little trick,
Now you see me, now you don't, bitch!