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Charles Dickens & Scrooge vs Dr Seuss & Grinch. Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 4


Charles Dickens and Scrooge VS Dr. Seuss and Grinch
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The fourth installment and 2012 Christmas Special of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features famous English Writer, Charles Dickens and his character Ebenezer Scrooge against children's book author Dr. Seuss and his character The Grinch. It was uploaded December 24th, 2012.


Jacob S. as Charles Dickens, Dr. Seuss, Ebenezer Scrooge, and The Grinch


Charles Dickens:Edit

This is a tale of two rappers, one good, one bad,

I'll fry you like Green Eggs and Ham 'cause, egads your rhymes are sad!

I'm the biggest rapping sensation in England, i'm huge!

You can't beat me Seussy, just ask Scrooge!

Ebenezer Scrooge:Edit

Bah Humbug! You're more annoying then those three bloody ghosts!

If I gave away a coin for every time you bored me, I'd be broke!

Your face is uglier than the demented, chained ghost of Jacob Marley,

Gee, you really failed to meet our great expectations, ain't that right Charlie?

Dr. Seuss:Edit

You're marked down as naughty on Santa's list,

Because your stupid rhymes are poorer than Oliver Twist!

Kids love my books, they look at the Christmas Carol and go "Ew"!

And Scrooge, guess what? My characters can rap too!

The Grinch:Edit

A picture of you is the last thing I want decking my halls,

Kate tells me your pecker's two sizes too small!

None of the Children in Whoville even know who you are,

What the Dickens is wrong with you? You're the worst author by far!

Charles Dickens:Edit

What's wrong with ME? You're a mutated, green, chimpanzee!

Ebenezer Scrooge:Edit

And stay away from little girls! Stop showing them your Christmas Tree!

Charles Dickens:Edit

A Wocket in your Pocket? How, passe. 

You wish that you had duck feet?

Ebenezer Scrooge:Edit

I wish you'd go away!

The Grinch:Edit

May I ask how you came up with Scrooge? Oh right, a grave!

Dr. Seuss:Edit

What's that, pubic hair on your face? My lord, shave!

You think that you can win? HA! That's rich!

No one can defeat the almighty Doctor Seuss, bitch!

Who Won?

The poll was created at 04:41 on May 11, 2014, and so far 9 people voted.

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