|Charles Dickens and Scrooge VS Dr. Seuss and Grinch|
This is a tale of two rappers, one good, one bad,
I'll fry you like Green Eggs and Ham 'cause, egads your rhymes are sad!
I'm the biggest rapping sensation in England, i'm huge!
You can't beat me Seussy, just ask Scrooge!
Bah Humbug! You're more annoying then those three bloody ghosts!
If I gave away a coin for every time you bored me, I'd be broke!
Your face is uglier than the demented, chained ghost of Jacob Marley,
Gee, you really failed to meet our great expectations, ain't that right Charlie?
You're marked down as naughty on Santa's list,
Because your stupid rhymes are poorer than Oliver Twist!
Kids love my books, they look at the Christmas Carol and go "Ew"!
And Scrooge, guess what? My characters can rap too!
A picture of you is the last thing I want decking my halls,
Kate tells me your pecker's two sizes too small!
None of the Children in Whoville even know who you are,
What the Dickens is wrong with you? You're the worst author by far!
What's wrong with ME? You're a mutated, green, chimpanzee!
And stay away from little girls! Stop showing them your Christmas Tree!
A Wocket in your Pocket? How, passe.
You wish that you had duck feet?
I wish you'd go away!
May I ask how you came up with Scrooge? Oh right, a grave!
What's that, pubic hair on your face? My lord, shave!
You think that you can win? HA! That's rich!
No one can defeat the almighty Doctor Seuss, bitch!