| Alexander Graham Bell VS Henry Ford | |
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The 32nd installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features the innovator of the automobile, Henry Ford, against telephone inventor, Alexander Graham Bell. It was released July 25th, 2013.
Cast:[]
Mat4yo as Alexander Graham Bell
Jacob S. as Henry Ford
Lyrics:[]
BELL[]
Ring, Ring! It's your destiny calling, pick up you bloke!
I spit rhymes so amazing, you'll end up with another stroke!
Mister Ford, come here, put your dukes up once and for all!
You'll be the one coming up short even though I'm not as tall!
See, this is my impression of you:
"I blame this sock, this unbrella, and this beat on the Jews!"
This battle's only just begun, but I've already won!
'Cause fact is, I hate you more than you hate your own son!
FORD[]
I'll snap you like a Graham cracker and erase you with one smear,
But what are you going to do, douchebag? You can't even hear!
Go back to Scotland, laddie, and try to create a better way to taunt!
Why would you even invent something you don't actually want?
Facing you is most definitaty not all it's cracked up to be,
What's the buzz? Oh, it's just the engine from my new Model-T!
You suck Alex, here, I'm simply going to be blunt,
You only have abilities if you put a dis- in front!
BELL[]
You're going down Henry! On destruction I'm hellbent!
It'll take more than your whole assembly line to even make a dent!
You're getting hydro-foiled sonny, I'll wreck your machines,
Then knock you right off the cover of Time magazine!
I'll write the story of your defeat and send it to National Geographic,
Forget about creating cars, you're just the creator of traffic!
We all know you wanted to say "Yes" to Kurt Ladecke,
Every one of your rhymes: Now that's what I call a Car Wreck!
FORD[]
I spit rhymes colder than metal but you still can't detect it, son,
Was I not speaking into your good ear? Oh wait, you don't have one!
I hope you stroll down the the retirement home and call it quits,
I'm worth 200 billion dollars, you aren't worth a piece of shit!
I spit rhymes faster than a light beam, so go back to the place you like to dream,
Cause this is a mass production of disses; Fordism at it's extreme!
Oh Alexander, your rapping's even worse than I had feared!
So hop on one my inventions and get the hell out of here!