Rap Battle 23 - Xbox 360 vs. Playstation 3 - Season 2
Basics[]
The 6th battle in EpicRapBattles10's Rap Battles Season 2 (23 in all). It features Microsoft's gaming console Xbox 360 against Sony's console, the Playstation 3. It was released April 1st, 2013.
Lyrics[]
Xbox 360:[]
It's the battle of the consoles, honestly, I don't get it,
'Cause users who buy your console will most likely regret it,
You don't even look that good in your unshinny black,
How can you battle me when you can't even protect a damn hack?
Take it back, if you really think your gaming's better,
You get Call of Duty map packs... about a 100 years later!
There's a reason why our users get everything first,
Because we're the greater gamers, and you're the worst of the worst!
Playstation 3:[]
That's the worst verses I have ever seen,
Why pay ten bucks when you can get online for free?
Yes we just got hacked, but we can still game the best,
All your gamers get is no respect and a red ring of death!
All your users complain, they cry, and they pout,
Like "Oh my god you faggot, now our game got lagged out!"
This this debate has been over for quite awhile,
You made a black Xbox just so you could jack our style!
Xbox 360:[]
Oh i'm sorry, did you just say something now?
You actually completed a verse without your servers going down?
Even your users say you suck, no reason you should flatter me,
Why charge a controller when you could just get some batteries?
You mad at me? Just because you're getting some hate?
Your players can't even log on without having a damn update!
I guess i'm out of words, so I won't go any longer,
But it's preety clear to me about which console is stronger!
Playstation 3:[]
Hey Xbox! Want to know something that's true?
Our server just got hacked, and we're still stronger than you!
We're just all around better, what else can I say?
It's pretty sad Xbox can't even play Blu-Ray,
It just seems pretty clear that you don't have a clue,
I'm pretty sure your console has to be updated constantly too,
I got this battle down, I got this game on lock,
But i'd rather buy a Nintendo 64 before getting an Xbox!