The 4th Battle in EpicRapBattles10's Season 2 (21 in all). It is the 3rd and final battle between McDonalds' mascot Ronald McDonald and chocolate factory owner Willy Wonka. It was uploaded October 10th, 2012.
This is a big rap, order me a Big Mac,
You're always so confident, you think you've got a big sac,
Order a full stack of pancakes, how about that?
And add some soda with it too, 'cause that's also flat!
Uhh, Wait a minute...
Did you just order food off my menu?
That shows my products are better, and no mean to offend you,
You're a great man and all, don't get me wrong,
But it's a little creepy when your fat men start condensing in song,
Like "Oompa Loompa, dumpity doo,"
"It's clear that I have more rapping talent than you!"
So step up to the plate, you know i'll strike you out,
'Cause now that we have Hershey bars, you, we can probably do without!
You can't even dis me without being proper,
This battle's an inferno, but i'm the one making it hotter,
And my rhymes are all Jaw Droppers,
I'll keep dissing you forever, call me an Everlasting Gobstopper!
Just be honest Ronald, i'm breaking you like glass,
I'll take your size 15 boots and shove them STRAIGHT up your ass!
You think you'll win this war? Everyone will doubt it,
Just do what you do with toys in Happy Meals, Forget about it!
You're trying to tear me down? I don't know why you bother,
You don't even have the guts to talk to your own damn father!
This isn't even a battle, it's a complete slaughter!
You need magic to win, go back with Jack and visit Harry Potter!
My rhymes remain untouched, as a matter of fact they're pollished,
And now in all 3 battles you've been COMPLETELY demolished!
This battle is done with, you've been too absurd,
I'd offer you a waiter, but you've already been served!