Rap Battle 17 - The Giant Battle - Season 1 Finale

Rap Battle 17 - The Giant Battle - Season 1 Finale


The 17th Battle in EpicRapBattles10's rap battles. In the Season 1 Finale, all the rappers from Season 1 (Excluding Donkey, EpicRapBattles10, and LegendsOfRapBattles) come into one big war, each having one verse. It was uploaded June 2nd, 2012.



Season One is over, so stop defendin',

Because the best battler of the season belongs to my Google search engine,

While the rest of you are out here getting abused,

Just like your girlfriend, Google's always being used!


Shut the hell up, Google! Get out of here, skidaddle,

Is someone a little bitchy after losing the first battle?

As of the rest of you, you can't even compare,

Bing is where it's at, so don't even dare!

Charlie Sheen:Edit

My name is Charlie Sheen and I do hardcore drugs,

Your Search Engines seriously need to shut the hell up,

You think that you're better rappers? That's clearly untrue!

If I can take Rebecca Black, then I can TAKE YOU TOO!

Rebecca Black:Edit

Charlie Sheen?! Looks like we meet again,

How's house arrest? Looks like you aren't making any friends,

All you pathetic rappers are beyond fake,

But I still can't decide, which seat should I take?

Justin Bieber:Edit

Are you kidding, Rebecca? Look what you just started,

Come talk to me when you sell out your tickets at the Garden!

You can't rap or sing, so what can you do?

Hell, even my hair has more flow than you!

Santa Claus:Edit

HO HO HO! Looks like you're all pissed!

Go ahead and diss me, I'll put ALL your asses on the Naughty List!

I'm on the beat, none of you can diss this!

I'm delivering fresh rhymes and it's not even Christmas!

Jack Sparrow:Edit

Oh, Santa, go work on your belly,

If I cut you open, you would probably spill jelly,

Forget this battle, man! I'll just be done,

But before I go, does anyone have some rum?

Harry Potter:Edit

Jack Sparrow, go ship your ass back out to sea,

I'm so popular, I got a whole movie series named after me!

Look at you, you're a pirate that's rapping,

I'll call you Jack Sparrow, cause you don't deserve the CAPTAIN!

Mickey Mouse:Edit

Oh, boy! Listen to you all!

Come to Disney and battle, you'll all have a ball!

Bill Clinton:Edit

Ah, shut up, Mickey! You're making me mad!

I prefer Bush Gardens over your stupid park's ass!

Michael Vick:Edit

I get so much money, I can't even guess the amount!

You've slept with so many women, Clinton, you can't even count!

The Joker:Edit

HA! You will all be over very soon,

With a click of this button, you'll all go KABOOM!

Willy Wonka:Edit

You've lit the spark, but i'll ignite the fuse!

Not to mention my rap battle has over 2 million views!

Ronald McDonald:Edit

Willy Wonka, I don't think you understand,

Your candy is NOT thier most popular demand!

The Grinch:Edit

Ronald McDonald, just shut the hell up!

Every time I visit, you put flat soda in my cup!


You all just rap in one big loop,

I'll throw you all in the pot and make MORE pussy soup!

Barack Obama:Edit

Hello, my fellow Americans, send out your faxes,

I lied to you when I said that I would lower your taxes!

Osama Bin Laden:Edit

Obama, you're pathetic, look at the mirror's reflection!

Nobody will vote for you in the upcoming election!


I'm the King of Rap, so wipe off that smile!

Put on your running boots, and I'll make all your asses run 8 Miles!


I'm just a candy on the shelf and I'm still rappin',

Look at the 21st Century, I mean, what the hell happened?


Climbing up walls, catch me if you can!

Because coming soon is The Amazing Spiderman!

Captain Hook:Edit

Captain Hook time! I'm coming in!

And for the first time in a while, the bad guy will win!

Serverus Snape:Edit

I may look like a bad guy, but clearly I'm heroic,

I'm a legit rapper, you all sound like poets!

Lord Voldemort:Edit

What a disgrace to rap battle you all,

Your raps are so terrible it's like the Bobcats playing basketball!

Jeremy Lin:Edit

It's been a while, hasn't it? But now I'm back!

I'll shoot a game-winning shot while spitting some raps!

Tim Tebow:Edit

Jeremy Lin, I haven't even heard of you in forever,

The next time you make headline news? Probably never!

Katniss Everdeen:Edit

I'm the bravest one here! Why can't you see?

You have a better chance in the Hunger Games than you do against me!

Hermoine Granger:Edit

Look at you! You're terrible, Katniss!

You're so poor you'd probably drink some cat piss!

Eli Manning:Edit

Look at me now, I put the "Man" in Manning,

'Cause this rap battle plane is only just about landing,

I'm on the air, you're touching ground,

I throw the ball in the air, TOUCHDOWN!

Peyton Manning:Edit

Oh my God, my brother, didn't you learn the first time?

Not only can you not rhyme, it's way past your bedtime!

This battle is over, I clearly beat you,

And stay tunned here for Season Number 2!

Who Won?

The poll was created at 22:26 on February 16, 2013, and so far 31 people voted.