Big Nate vs. Greg Heffley is the 5th battle of Epic Rap Battles Parothese, it was made by TheWuzShadyFilmMaker.
Greg Heffley Edit
- I'm a bestseller, entertaining kids of all ages!
Both of our books started when we were only in the sixth grade?!
Each of us have a love for girls and comic strips!
You call yourself Big Nate? You're only 4 foot 6!
What's up with your hair? You'll be looking like a fool!
Your "Little Nate" books are lame, I'm considered cool!
Now I'm in need of a good laugh, so I'm gonna give you a shot at the mic,
- Look at this, I'm battling a 3-year-old version of Charlie Brown!
At least in my series, I was considered the class clown.
It's a diary, I mean, it's written on the cover!
You got a metal-head teen and a wreck of a scene, and they are your brothers!
Step back! I was told in which you have the Cheese Touch!
You took the blame for Rowley, so I'm guessing that's sort of a plus.
HA! Your insults are weak, just like the chances
of you ca-pwning Fregley in a wrestling match!
- Laughs* Well what did I say, kid?
It appears I've won this battle, so it's best you just exit!
I ought to stuff you in my backpack!
It appears you ain't EVER going to come back!
Big Nate Edit
- I said step back, you're accused of touching the cheese!
Stop focusing on your raps and work on your friendship with Rowley!
This battle is over! Congrats, you lost!
Now I ought to be leaving the building Like a Boss!