Psy vs02:50


The 6th installment of Animeme Rap Battles. It features Korean Pop Star Psy rapping against the North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to see who's the better Korean.


Timothy DeLaGhetto as Psy

Bart (JustKiddingFilms) as Kim Jong-un


<Rap Meanings

Kim Jong-un: Edit

Sigh? You mean what I did when I saw you in a lawn chair laying down,

Watching little boys on the playground? And if you took off your shades now,

Nobody'd know who you are! Bitch, I'm a star!

Me and D. Rod gon make Rush Hour 4!

You can find us where the chicks are chillin'

Don't bring the yellow dude, the guy looks like a Pixar villain!

Psy: Edit

You should rub your tummy for good luck, Chuck!

Cuz when you said 'launch' you meant to say 'lunch', uh, you're a fuck up!

When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant put the take-out in the microwave, op!

You suck Dennis's rod, man, you're a black guy's bitch, Kim Jong Kardashian!

Kim Jong-un: Edit

I'm seizing power, and will destroy! Like the Bolsheviks in 1917,

You're the Korean Soulja Boy! Your fat jokes don't affect me!

I'm the King of the North! And winter is coming, hide your twin daughters!

You got YouTube fans? I got White Walkers!

Psy: Edit

I'm south side! I'll eat your soul! I'll turn you into kimchi!

You're much less of a communistic threat than a movie producer in the 50s!

You grew up in Switzerland, I'll freakin' Tobler-own you!

I'm a mother, father, Gentleman! My father would disown you!

Kim Jong-un: Edit

Gentleman? Didn't you get the memo? Nice guys finish last!

You not gonna be able to Gangnam Style when I put your arm in a cast!

You're a fad! You're just mad, you no longer top of the Billboard chart!

Now I'll hang you from the top of the billboard in parts!

I'm a North Korean leader, baller, fortune cookie reader,

And an Asian pussy eater! You're lamer than Justin Bieber!

You got a little Psy-dick, and a brittle sidekick!

I'm worth $5 billion! This is genocide, bitch!

Psy: Edit

You're a clock without a tick, that's right, you're all talk!

5 billion dollars? How many chocolate factories have you bought?

I do blow sip top shelf,

You will blow up yourself,

Your army's small, you get picked last,

You're too short for Six Flags!

You not King of the North, bitch, you dead!

You Jon Snow, bastard son of Ned!

They call you a leader, thay say you're supreme?

But only cuz your stomach's always filed with sour cream!

Bitch! Gangnam Style!

Poll Edit

Who Won?

The poll was created at 18:21 on July 24, 2013, and so far 105 people voted.

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