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This is the 8th installment of The 8 Bit Rap Battles series. It features video game squirrels Chip and Dale from Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers, Mr. Nutz from the Mr. Nutz games, Zero from Zero the Kamikaze Squirrel, and Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Cast[]
Py3rr as Chip, Dale, and Zero
Jwil4n as Mr. Nutz
Cyril as Conker
Lyrics[]
Chip in italics Dale in bold
Chip and Dale:[]
Chip and Dale are gonna rock your face!
You've really come to the wrong place!
Fine you stay, but we're better than all of you!
Braver! Smarter! Even stronger at kung-fu!
You wanna gather nuts? Take this Mr. I Suck
Where's the last one? Still drunk as fuck?
Mission Complete! We've got all your tails!
Let's celebrate our victory with nut cocktails!
Mr. Nutz:[]
Is this what you call "have guts"?
Are you here to break my nuts?
I think it's time to kick some butts!
You are both grumpy because of your scuts,
I've repelled and ice age, he's gone!
What is the best thing you've done?
Found a new hat or got sick?
You may be a ninja but you remain pathetic!
Zero:[]
And ice age? Stop it please!
I bet it was just a chilly breeze!
I'm a ninja and a flying squirrel,
But this one is just wasted as hell!
Now where are Cheap and Lame?
Nevermind the names, it's all the same
Alright now that you're awake too,
It's not a fart contest, I'm not the Great Mighty Poo!
Conker:[]
What? What's going on?
A d**k fight between my servants and these morons?
I am a freaking king, I'm gonna command you
Oh and if you think I ever hurt you, hear my apology, F**K YOU!
Zero:[]
Is that a douche giving orders?
It's a battle not the Happy Hour,
I'm a badass dude, you can ask Aero,
I've done so many things they call me "Hero"!
Mr. Nutz:[]
Go throw up on a crap buffet,
Grab your spacething and go away,
I am Mr. Nutz the Giant Killer,
I've seen so many lands, I'm a real traveler!
Conker:[]
You? A traveler? I'd say a Level 9000 motherf**ker,
I've been to war, I'm a goddamn soldier!
Chip and Dale:[]
Do not forget us, we're the real adventurerers!
Proud, fearless, not to mention clever!
We're famous celebrities just turn on the TV!
Look at all these bucks yelling,
Cash:[]
SOMEBODY GET ME!
Conker[]
I like boobies, you're stuff for babies,
Chip and Dale:[]
You're just a giant amount of atrocities. D'on't mention it in your biography!'
Mr. Nutz:[]
Look at this bunch of bad copies,
A fake Indiana Jones and a tiny Magnum? Please!
Zero:[]
Screw it I'm tired of this clash,
I'm gonna end up this freaking smash!
Artwork Video[]
8Bit Drawing - Squirrels Smash & Teaser Battle 9